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I'm listening to this as an audiobook because i physically can't read anything that isn't vampire chronicals right now and I gotta say ... and i hate to say it but malcom really knows what's up

Leave it up to Anne to be like I won't go into all details on how lestat met jesus in the last book but i WILL bring up how he craved period blood. I wish all christians were like her

You know I thought maybe he chose the name armand himself but no ...boy please free yourself

Why must armand love art so much i am becoming begrudgingly fond of him

I love how Anne Rice always insists on mentioning that the vampire transformation makes you piss yourself

Why is this book so thoroughly obsessed with stimulating nipples I have only scratched the surface of this story and nipples were already mentioned at least 6 times

I had this as an audiobook as a kid and now listening to it again i think it's ironic that this is essentially about neglected children and how socialising and going outside is actually good for you

I've gotten to the point of the book where i am once again thinking about how insane (positive) Anne Rice was to write these books what do you mean lestat keeps getting distracted because he's thinking about dora menstruating while talking to a literal devil and the devil is like you're so cool for being distracted while talking to me

I will suffer through this because i already got so far

I started this as an audiobook and i am so lost on what this has to do with anything but we'll see

Feeze! Is the most stomach turning short story i have read in my entire life damn

Every book in this series just gets more explicit about lestat being bisexual he had Sex with the nun and now he wants that old man so badly Monsieur comment tu dis ... keep it in your pants

Okay Queen of the Damned might be the best of them but this is getting juicy.

"Did you call out for help in the last moments, Claudia? Were you afraid? Did you see the light like the fire of hell filling the air well, or was it the great and beautiful light filling the entire world with love?"

Lestat is literally like playing Sims with himself

Loustat being lovely dovely in queen of the damned was so nice but louis saying lestat was a monster even before turning into a vampire that's the stormy romance right there

You've heard of Anne Rice being obsessed with blond people, now get ready for Anne Rice waxing poetic about Brazilians

I may have been completely unprepared for depressed lestat bro chill please

Everyone: offhand noticing the puncture wounds
Van Helsing: we've got to talk about the puncture wounds
Everyone: shocked and confused

Marius gives me such an ick that I'm starting to feel for Armand. I hate it here. Armand bro get behind me

Daniel is so babygirl ugh

People being obsessed with devil's minion... I get it now ...freaks

Anne really promoting her husbands poetry in her book aifhqjdiqi

Claudia you are so loved

Nicki literally writes vampire AU fanfics for the theatre de vampire but Anne Rice was a big oponent of fan fiction?? Make it make sense

Armand is such a vicious little thing the psychological warfare almost made me cry lmao

Lestat licking the blood he just threw up off the floor and feeling ecstasy...as he should

If you asked me what would follow up iwtv i would not able to come up with lestat waking up from his depression nap to become a rockstar and also write his little memoir even if i tried.