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Final few days to pick up The Last Offender for free! If you want one wild ride, get it!! https://www.amazon.com/Last-Offender-...

The Last Offender by Noah Nichols (me) is temporarily FREE! So go READ! https://t.co/gUGPjcEgq7?amp=1

W. O. W. I'm still alive! And today's the five-year anniversary of me writing crazy/funny/mystery-laced novels! Thanks to everyone who has read my varied works so far. Good news...The Last Offender will be completely FREE on Amazon tomorrow (for five straight days). So get it! Thank you yet again.

Interested in reading the opening chapter to my upcoming novel? Here it is: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...

Finished a second manuscript earlier tonight. Completing two novels within this year has me thinking optimistically. I've got a good feeling about these upcoming "entries" of mine...

If you care enough to—and have been entertained by my writing—please show some support to my upcoming publishing company. It's going to be pretty sweet...
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/...

Temporarily, everything's free! https://www.amazon.com/s?i=digital-te...

Today marks the 4-year anniversary of me writing crazy, funny, and angering stories. To celebrate, I'm giving away...the three novels that have come forth in the past. So, No Net, Cat Incarcerated, & The Last Offender shall be free starting tomorrow morning! Enjoy.

Hey! Here's an interesting (super) short story of mine, guys. Maybe Stephen King will read? #Hoping
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V...

In the throes of Poe, we read his still-salient prose...all with high hopes of becoming something more than micro before we decompose. HBD, EAP.

Dammit. I went to add this book...and I've already been spoiled about what has happened—merely by seeing the sequel's title! UGH!! I hate the Internet sometimes. Why are we even here?

I’ve been so busy loathing and writing that I have forgotten to simply READ daily (or even monthly). Where has my head been? Oh yeah...it’s been up my ass! Well, not anymore; no more Eeyore.

I don't want to die...not anymore. There's just too much stuff in store, so fuck failure and righteous remorse. #ChangeCourse

Starting tomorrow, I'm setting The Last Offender to the price of FREE on Amazon—but for only three days—as a subtle way of saying/typing thank you to everybody who has supported this ridiculous literary journey...

The Last Offender is now live and available for you to consume. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07D57GQKH/...

Man, I feel so bad for Stephen King’s The Outsider...since it’s about to be COMPLETELY overshadowed by my own book, The Last Offender! #SarcasmSells #Tomorrow

My third book has popped up on here for you guys to add and will be released on 5/23, so check it out! I'm beyond excited for this fic's future: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4...

I'd just like to type a very heartfelt THANK YOU to everybody who has written to me about the upcoming novel. The Last Offender will release on 5/23—which is only two weeks away now! I cannot wait for you to read it...

It's the very last day to nominate my upcoming novel on Amazon's Kindle Scout program! Check it out here:
https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/2BEH...

My latest novel just released its 30-day campaign on Kindle Scout. I'm the last of the batch until that platform closes down. I'm very proud of this new book of mine...have worked on it for two years. Go check it out! https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/2BEH...

The year of 2018, for me, will consist of mostly reading and writing. Kicking all those distracting voices and vices to the curb builds worth. Make your mark; be heard.

I desperately want one of these things for Christmas. And I honestly think that a lot of my lovely writer friends would as well... http://rwrd.io/lsua6xw

Fighting an uphill battle on this collection, since it's more than massive. Trying to finish it up before the year ends...we'll see if I can!

Time to mindlessly write my ridic fic for NaNoWriMo! Excited.

Who REALLY cares?

Almost halfway through and this book's still moving like a snail. Keep teleporting apples instead of humans—I'm on the edge of my digital seat.

It's beginning to bother me that this book is being slept on so much. REALLY. Read it, people. It's damn good. You are missing out on one hell of a captivating story!

Already invested!

How can a book with such a sweet setup be so boring? If I hadn't imposed a do-not-DNF rule against myself earlier this year, I'd toss this on the double. What a blah slog!!