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According to Goodreads I started Dune almost a year ago which is a LIE bc according to my order history I bought it in 2021 right after the first movie came out and I definitely read some of it then.

Anyway I am finally gonna finish this absolute brick of a book. Paul, you better impress me.

The blurb on the back describes the main character as ‘the most incredible fictional nine-year-old ever created’. For now he’s just the most annoying fictional nine year old ever created

The rating doesn’t fill me with confidence but as a wise woman once said: ‘don’t judge a book by its Goodreads reviews’. Or whatever.

Ok ms. Hannah let’s pray u don’t disappoint me a second time

I have a bad feeling about this guy

Im really enjoying this so far but it’s going so quickly I’m gonna need a graphic explaining to me who Darrow is actually allied to, who he’s pretending to be allied to, who he’s betrayed and who’s betrayed him lol

I’ve read all 185 pages of this and I’ve been humming ‘half horse half man’ by OCT the entire time

Very much obsessed with Gimli and Legolas casually planning their road trip through Middle-Earth for when (not even if) Sauron has been defeated.

Imagine you’re exhausted, dehydrated, starved and hopeless, and then suddenly the trees start moving and talking to you…. Man I love the Ents

Had to stop here to pay my respects (the scene where Aragorn’s actor breaks a toe in the film)

I wish Bill the pony could actually talk