Sabrina Maddox > Recent Status Updates

Ewwww are we in high school?! Yes. Yes we are. Curse my never-reading-the-plot-summary-before-starting-a-book habit

The vibe is Pirates of the Caribbean and I am thriving

She’s spent every summer on a pirate ship for 15 years and you’re telling me she’s not an expert in swordplay??????

Right off the bat, I’m pissed.

Excuse me? You’re going to take a MINUTES OLD newborn from her mother?! And claim you love the child you just met and have no connection to?

I’m confused and frankly, livid.

I’m probably silly (this IS a murder mystery after all) but I do hope Diana finds love. Preferably Christophe 🤭

I am delighted to be reading this, it is everything a middle grade adventure should be 🙂‍↕️

I am fighting for my LIFE to finish this book. It’s literally about a girl who fought for her freedom after being abducted 11 years prior - WHY AM I BORED

Finola (yes that’s her name) is very annoying. Why do authors write women so obnoxious?

“And she fell on her sword and claimed that every mishap in her family’s lives was her burden to bear, so she denied herself everything she ever wanted…and became a nun.” - not a direct quote but close enough

“Lovely to have so many guests.”

😭 I cry. The Goodfellows are so wholesome and kind.

For being a kissing book 🗣️THERE IS A SHOCKINGLY ABSENT AMOUNT OF KISSING🗣️

Did you know in The Princess Bride that the male protagonist’s name is spelled Westley? With a T?!

Sorry. They’re actually spelling it “bore-Ring” which is somehow worse.

Also, how old is this girl?? Why is she talking about high school and Care Bear?

Hi, I have a question. Why are we spelling boring, “bore-ing”? Does the author or editor not have spell check? Do they think they created a new word?

Jules is soooo annoying

A very cozy read. My only physical book right now, so I am only reading at night. It’s keeping me engaged though! I have a lot of questions that need answers.

To counteract the zombies

Happy spooky season 🎃

These three are the unlikeliest trio of friends but I adore them

Not sure I’ve ever cried while reading a murder/ghost book but here we are. 🥹👻

I thought Dante would be featured more in this book (since he IS the assassin). But he’s a little more dull than expected. Eleanor, on the other hand, is an absolute delight. (and she keeps her past a secret, unlike SOME people 🙄)

I truly believe if someone had worked for MI6 (or any secretive government job that depended on their employees being not only dangerous but also discreet), they wouldn’t give up that information so readily (re: discreetness). Even if they did, it wouldn’t be for a character assessment.

Dante made someone laugh 🥹

For being on a time crunch they spend an awful lot of time beebopping around town and for being on a budget they spend an awful lot of money eating out and drinking 👀

OH AND CASUALLY ATTENDING CHARITY GALAS????? No wonder the bank denied a secondary loan.

AA = Assassin’s Anonymous 🫠

ONCE AGAIN: world destruction vs the honeymoon you never had

IF THE WORLD DOESN’T END YOU CAN HAVE A LONGER HONEYMOON morons

I’m pro-side quests and all but shouldn’t we triage our problems? World destruction vs tiny village well corruption? I certainly feel like the answer is obvious. APPARENTLY. NOT 🗣️

If Deidre had even a single iota of common sense I might feel differently, but I think I hate her as much as the Lich King. So yeah, give her up and go back to your normal lives. SHE IS NOT WORTH IT.