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“I request a brief recess, Your Honor. The witness’s pants are on fire.”
- best line ever.

"Dane wasn't feeling monogamous enough to give him the benefit of his admiration."

- I hate bad editing, but this sentence is a ROFL

“And that’s my queue to leave,”
Really?
Maybe this is my cue to leave... I hope the line isn't too long.

Cute... Blah, blah, blah, science...Cute... Blah, blah, blah, politics... Cute... blah, blah, blah

"I request a brief recess, Your Honor. The witness's pants are on fire."
LOL!

LOL - “On the way to the shower, I got several slaps on my bare ass from the strangers who had just watched me take a beating. I decided boxing is super-gay.”

I was just eating pho and watching some Hercule Poirot reruns earlier today and Tony just mentioned Poirot and is eating pho... coincidence? I think not!

The main character just described HIMSELF as "having the body of a male underwear model".
Mary, I love you, but this one may not be for me.

I'm so confused. Is this a sequel to a book that I haven't read? Who are all these other people and incidents they keep referring to? What bomb on the plane? And who is in this secret group that supplies 'gear' - WTF?

Oh look - a party planner...

Why does Mary Calmes keep writing police procedurals when her police don't follow procedure?

Whoa Nelly! Was Ash's story, now it's Kaleb's hidden angst?

DNF - completely lost interest in this...

More calling him a 'spitfire'. It's a 'thing' in this book.

Ugh. The 'spitfire' 'never be bored with him' cliche. blech.
Just changed POV for the first time in 9 chapters wierd.

This book has just jumped the shark, the island, and the whole freaking ocean. TSTL has become too insane to believe.

Wow...

dun, dun, dun...

“...and blessed is the fruit-of-the-loom Jesus....”
ROFL, and I mean that literally. I just got up of the ground where I was rolling around laughing my @%ing head off.

“...and blessed is the fruit-of-the-loom Jesus....”
ROFL, and I mean that literally. I just got up of the ground where I was rolling around laughing my @%ing head off.

"His huge platinum watch was the lovechild of Cartier and NASA."
LOL - Vic I have missed you...

Aaargh!!! - I want to love this, but this book makes no sense at all!

I'm enjoying this one but seriously...
"Tristan de-mounted his horse"
You know, there is an actual word for that, you don't have to make one up.
dismount, dismount, dismount - where's the editor?
Drives me CRAZY!!!!!

This is the same author that wrote LA Heat? I didn't know it was even possible to write a pedantic romance novel about two people who bond over their love of dogs - but this is like reading a how to book written by a dog training zealot.
Soon to be added to the dnf pile...

I HATE the change in perspective from third to first person and back. It's driving me CRAZY!

I think this may be the dumbest book I've ever read. Could be a DNF.