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Over 1,5 hours in and I'm bored out of my mind.

My God... Pink parts? Why not just call it a vagina. I know it's explained why she calls it that, but my God, really? She feels like a childish version of Elle Woods from Legally Blond. Which is obviously the inspiration for Sabrina.

Can we PLEASE stop employing narrators who have no idea how to narrate? Multiple narrators in this book are so robotic with long weird pauses, it's throwing me off.

I'm on like chapter 20 or so and my God, I'm so bored out of my mind.

Since when do we mount horses with our right foot? I was taught left...

I'm almost done with the first part of the dramatized adaptation, but so far, I'm not convinced this book is for me...

So far, it's boring as fuck...

CAN WE STOP WITH GELDINGS IN FANTASY SETTINGS THAT ARE NOT URBAN?!
Gelding didn't exist in medieval times you know... It's either a mare or a stallion...

I love Miss Carlton, but this book is absolutely boring...

So, somewhere, Cole says he doesn't know why Tris keeps his wife around, yet further in, he knows exactly why?! Make it make sense...

1,5 hours in and I'm so bored...

Don't question why I'm listening to a Christmas book in March...

Tf am I reading? 🤣 I'll finish it tomorrow, am too tired.

This Vic is absolutely horrendous. My God...

Curiosity got the better of me...

Well, I wasn't expecting THAT...

River is pissing me off... But, it's not fair of me to judge her, seeing what she's going through.

I'm so bored...

I can't do this anymore.

THE CAT DID WHAT NOW?!

I am so bored... And why do I have to listen to 16 year olds having sex?!

WHY IS HE EXPLAINING STUPID STUFF ABOUT A MUSHROOM?!

This book is so damn boring...

This book is so damn boring.

WHY THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO THEIR WHOLE CHILDHOOD? I don't care. This could've easily been woven into the story...

This shit is so boring...

What is it with FMCs who have ZERO survival instincts?!

WTF AM I LISTENING TO?!

Why is this so boring?

I'M FINALLY STARTING THIS! YAAAAAY!