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"Don't alienate people with guns. Not until you disarm them."

Show me an Audible sale and I will show you a total lack of restraint.

I have 14 pages left and I gotta stop and at least take a breath. I am positively terrified. This is gonna seriously fuck up my sleep tonight.

I cleaned up my shelves and may have unintentionally bombarded you with updates. Sorry about that.

I couldn't have picked a better time in the news cycle to be reading this.

No one else writes like this. I'm enthralled.

I got the silver audible badge congratulating me for buying 200 of their books, a clear indication that I have a serious problem and need to cut back at the very least.

Toss in a few dragons and this would be remarkably similar to Game of Thrones

I love the fact that I can read while watching football and somehow give my full attention to both events simultaneously.

Life could be worse.