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wtf kind of name is Graydon?
also this book is interminable, even my brain re-skinning everyone as MHA character's isn't making it interesting :(

CONFIRMED FSU DROPOUT!!!!

suck it gainesville >.<

OCALA????

THE FLORIDA RED WOLF??!?!?!

i'm in love with this FMC already, hope to see some fantastic FL rep

super bummed that they changed "Jaime" to "Jamie" :(

I have never used Kindle's x-ray feature more. I stg I have no clue who half these people and names are or where they are located in the geography of this story >.<

holy shit a 'sally the witch' reference in the 21st century?!?

crazy old school, i love it

lmao imagine a NYC native calling someone a 'coxcomb'

truly a fantasy

I'm so glad I grew up in the church because I can really understand how much maas is plagiarizing the bible (specifically the book of Exodus)

god Nesta is such a fucking bitch

god Cate C. Wells writes the BEST men, i love this MMC so much

this part of the book takes place in 1923, i'm pretty sure Annabelle and Daisy weren't wearing floor length dresses >,<

why TF would anyone wear a chemise UNDER lamé? cotton doesn't mix well with that

lmao, 2 dragons!

very Menolly of Harper Hall i love it

other vibes this book gives off: Pern, Tamora Pierce, Scholomance,

lol lol lol

"hey kids, do you want to learn about class warfare and dystopias?!?"

Oh good, Haddix has me crying before page 50...just like in middle school

Calling it, Emma AND Mark are both obsessed with Manda
One of them kills her

So Manda or Emma is the one who is dead, and I bet it's Manda bc Emma seems like the villain to get away with it all

sooo....this is exactly the same as "the guest list" so far? (or vice versa?)

kinda lame

Reading for Fated Mates and OMG it's so hood

Ooooh boy, this book is bad right? Like really bad? If you are looking for an ACTUAL romance novel that features needs, pls read Cathy Yardley's Fandom Hearts series, it is actually well-written with likeable characters.

So you're gonna tell me that a bookworm and her LIBRARIAN father just left a wet paperback on a fucking desk and didn't even try to dry it out? My god, they must be idiots (also this made my heart hurt)

Why is this book, a teenage/YA romance novel, calling other genre books (including romance) "gross" and "trashy"? Like can we not?!

really glad they gave Kronk his own romance novel, it's nice to see him away from Yzma

lol, yep it still works for me!
fantastic book and the grovel is just *chef's kiss*

lol, so apparently i read this 4 years ago? i genuinely do not remember it, which is not a good sign, but i gave it 4 stars.

lets see how i feel about it now!

OMG WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS IS A GENDER BENT SOPHIE X HOWL BOOK!?!?!

i am in love with nosy parker red and secretive wizard chloe

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why have they not had a violent post argument make out session yet? That's the best part of enemies to lovers and the further we get into this book, the worse Jared looks

So the first sex scene is in the 'laying on the side/pregnancy' position? that's a choice