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I am filled with such dread and I just want everybody to be happy and safe.

I am still so stressed!!!!

I mean, these characters are way better than the previous book but the magic from the first one just isn't there. Also, I know I keep saying it, but the lady doing the audiobook is killing me still.

I am so freaking tense for so many characters.

Teehee.

Miss Nadine!

You know the gist of what’s going to happen about twenty in but it’s just so fucking delicious.

I love the premise. I am a sucker for all Night Vale-ish things. The writing just doesn’t engage me at all.

Oh that Carl!

Hiiiii Zev!!!!!

It took a minute to get rolling but once it did, you can’t stop it. See what I did there?

Omfg Quint!

Poor Mordecai.

There are spiders.

"You watch ladies roll around and clean each other on your iPad!"

Yeah, I get it now.

It's got heart but man, the timing for the exposition is a little rough.

I'm not saying it's good. I'm not saying it's bad. I'm just saying as a bisexual from a small town in Kentucky with religious trauma, I am obligated to love this book.

I am enjoying this but I can't quite tell if it's in honor of HHGttG and Discworld or flying a little too close to those suns.

Do I want to know what happens? Yes. Is it good? Uhhhhhh....

Wish I liked it more, but it really feels a mess.

I would die for any and all of these ten characters.

I had forgotten there was a villain lol

Adorable, although not quite as enchanting as I hoped.

Amazing.

Feels like it’s finally getting to be okay. These characters are just so boring compared to the other four.