Mary Ross > Recent Status Updates

I was wondering why the MC is such an insufferable pick-me; then I saw that the author is a man.

Exhibit A:
“No wonder [the husbands] had beat a hasty retreat the moment I was introduced; if I had to listen to these two women [wives] complain all night, I’d go insane… I guess sometimes looks aren’t all that matter in a person; personality goes a long way.”

Probably

"Home isn't always where the heart is; sometimes home is where the hurt lives"
"I don't know why some people think it's okay to touch a person's tattoos; they're not fucking kittens."

Alice Feeney is reaching all new lows with this prose

You ahve to be