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Hali is 47% done with Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It

no shade but i feel like i should be more through this by now

— Jun 09, 2026 10:24AM Add a comment

Hali is 64% done with A House at the Bottom of a Lake

— Jun 03, 2026 04:12PM Add a comment

Hali is 34% done with Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It

— May 31, 2026 11:31AM Add a comment

Hali is 17% done with Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It

what do you mean "thank god we don't have an HR department"??? what kind of school doesn't have and HR department???!

— May 30, 2026 03:15PM Add a comment

Hali is 31% done with The Killer Question

— May 28, 2026 10:45AM Add a comment

Hali is 80% done with The Newlywed

perhaps you should’ve been asking more questions queen

— May 27, 2026 03:06PM Add a comment

Hali is 41% done with The Newlywed

hooha?? you’re over 30 😭

— May 27, 2026 12:59PM Add a comment

Hali is 33% done with The Newlywed

Blink Twice vibes… why does the man know more about the process than Morgan?

— May 27, 2026 12:34PM Add a comment

Hali is 60% done with Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

— May 25, 2026 09:46PM Add a comment

Hali is 50% done with Angel Down

— May 22, 2026 09:24AM Add a comment

Hali is on page 92 of 283 of Angel Down

— May 17, 2026 03:06PM Add a comment

Hali is 12% done with Angel Down

— May 17, 2026 08:25AM Add a comment

Hali is on page 39 of 295 of The Caretaker

— May 12, 2026 03:25PM Add a comment

Hali is 55% done with This Book Will Bury Me

her and this dude are gonna get freak nasty

— May 10, 2026 09:48AM Add a comment

Hali is 43% done with This Book Will Bury Me

— May 09, 2026 08:11AM Add a comment

Hali is 33% done with This Book Will Bury Me

— May 08, 2026 03:51PM Add a comment

Hali is 26% done with This Book Will Bury Me

— May 08, 2026 03:19PM Add a comment

Hali is on page 26 of 480 of This Book Will Bury Me

— May 08, 2026 03:19PM Add a comment

Hali is 66% done with Best Offer Wins

“low-rent Kendall Roy” 💀💀💀

— May 03, 2026 08:00AM Add a comment

Hali is 58% done with Best Offer Wins

— May 02, 2026 05:50PM Add a comment

Hali is 46% done with Best Offer Wins

— May 02, 2026 06:57AM Add a comment

Hali is 30% done with Best Offer Wins

she is hilarious

— May 01, 2026 06:06PM Add a comment

Hali is 79% done with Born, Madly (Darkly, Madly, #2)

they said the phrase folie à deux and a chill ran down my spine

— Apr 26, 2026 11:18AM Add a comment

Hali is 56% done with Born, Madly (Darkly, Madly, #2)

saw 3 nachos

— Apr 26, 2026 10:03AM Add a comment

Hali is 28% done with Born, Madly (Darkly, Madly, #2)

the harley/joker stuff is getting more apparent… oh i’m not hungry

— Apr 26, 2026 08:52AM Add a comment

Hali is 40% done with Born, Darkly (Darkly, Madly, #1)

London on the stand: “So I’m a boss…”

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8gu1yQr/

— Apr 18, 2026 01:27PM Add a comment

Hali is 40% done with Born, Darkly (Darkly, Madly, #1)

somehow i didn’t see that coming

— Apr 18, 2026 12:30PM Add a comment

Hali is 10% done with Born, Darkly (Darkly, Madly, #1)

the mmc actually being john kramer is frying me

— Apr 18, 2026 10:59AM Add a comment

Hali is starting Born, Darkly (Darkly, Madly, #1)

watch this space

— Apr 18, 2026 10:35AM Add a comment

Hali is on page 71 of 304 of The Left Hand of Darkness

— Apr 08, 2026 07:54AM Add a comment

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