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“Lucas. Loki. The Magician. I know what he’s capable of. But he knows what I’m capable of, too.”

I’m being extremely normal about this I swear

“There” instead of their
“Safety has become a bigger concern than it used to be” What a wild statement
Past instead of passed
MULTIPLE other typos and run on sentences, repetitive, clunky sentences, no organization within each section
It’s giving me a headache to try and read
I’m hoping the WDW will move more quickly!

THE HULA IS NOT A TAHITIAN DANCE ?!?!

“ithe”
“Imanineers”
Second time using no instead of not

Oh great another anecdote about Walt with absolutely 0 sources

Was there an editor or proofreader involved in the process of writing this book? Or any research at all?

I think this book is actively making me dumber

Daphne is a better person then me because I would’ve egged his house at the VERY least

“I uprooted my entire life to move here with you and now you’re dumping me” THAT IS LITERALLY THE PLOT OF GONE GIRL DAPHNE IS NOT NEARLY MAD ENOUGH I want her to start wrecking things!!

Oh this is going to blow up so spectacularly
This is DELICIOUS

me: starts reading soc again
my endless tbr: am I a joke to you
me: it’s the LITJOY SPECIAL EDITION IM SORRY

I forgot how much violent imagery is in this book how did my first grade teacher get away with reading this to us
Pretty sure the first chapter turned one of my students into a vegetarian

what the frick.