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i would absolutely get executed for calling the Emperor of the Elflands a sweet potato, but it is the truth and i stand by it

I'm absolutely losing it over here i am obsessed with these old men

ACE SUPREMACY!!!!!!! *elmo fire GIF*

we are giving Jane Austen a run for her money on Letters Full Of Yearning today !!!!

NOT GETTING DRAGGED BY YOUR YOUNGER SELF FOR FAILING TO ASK OUT THAT OLD MAN 😭 this juiciest most succulent pot roast of a slow burn continues to delight i am giggling and kicking my feet

rereading because the whole time reading ACOTAR I was wishing it was this book instead

they started getting handsy all over her painting workspace and then he finger painted an arrow pointing to her coochie, this is the first and most important full on sex scene, I am not making this up I almost lost it

babygirl just decided to take a break from the goddamn plot to go to a vacation cabin because she needed to sulk about boy drama. and then painted all over the walls and furniture of said cabin, which is not even hers, and everyone is like yep you're so right and valid, slay 👍 help me

we are on count 3 of the exact phrase "It's your choice, Feyre" wow we love a feminist way to go Rhys 🥳,, this is surely the only way to make sure it's obvious that your protagonist is dating the right man

+1 for introducing some religion and original worldbiilding, -1 for not explaining why they have goddamn flush toilets in Faerie

I needed something stupid easy to read and my horrible husband won't stop telling me about how dumb the fairy smut books are so let's go girls

"That wasn't much of an audience. ... He wanted to talk about you the whole time." i am clutching my chest and screaming crying etc

why are you letting unattended adults come to Storytime, Daphne????????????

"I want you to hold my hair and tell me about the birds you hear while I suck you." OK GUESS WE'RE GOING THERE

Shiro is giving Manipulate Mansplain Malewife vibes, which i always appreciate in a character, tho it might be too soon to make that call

"I lay there, twisted around, a tiger pretzel. Ax was now astride me, whipping like a mad thing, a Cuisinart making Hork-Bajir puree."

that one time i went to a talk by Ms Applegate and she said she and her husband wrote these books while super sleep deprived from taking care of a baby... only explanation.... wtf bro

moving to the "maybe later" bucket - too convoluted for me rn

going into this one blind, let's see if it gives me psychic damage (:

the hyperfixation hit and i have to reread all 8 books in another series right now, this has 39 holds so i will let it go and try again someday!!

"So you see, there are many things in the world that simply cannot be clearly defined or resolved. You can only fight."
Xie Lian sighed. "I'll agree to the first part."
San Lang, on the other hand, said, "Hm. I'll agree to the second part."
nobody can do "opposites attract" like MXTX

why do I have to remember that Fu Yao, Xuan Zhen, and Mu Qing are three names for the same person, when we also have Banyue, the Banyue state preceptor from Banyue Pass in the kingdom of Banyue

ex friends: damn bitch you live like this?
xl: haha yea
ex friends: *guilt*
hc: *plotting murder*

when u have to remind the crown prince to not eat trash and sleep inside and wear clothes all of the time...... he's a lil feral after 800 years of scrap collecting ok

not me ignoring my other checkouts with holds in favor of rereading this whole series,,,,

ngl, giant mech battle was not on my bingo card for how I thought this book was gonna go

"I'd lie to anyone but His Highness." Hua Cheng is forever on brand

"this world has no true gods" damn okay

djhxhahs Lila is literally so mean and Kell is just apologizing and paying for broken furniture in her wake 24/7

Nadiya is top tier. becoming queen not for power not for wealth but to do her weird science experiments in peace

this is sooo stupid i can't put it down