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I seriously hope she realizes soon that it wasn’t just ANOTHER dream 😭😭

This book is making me laugh so hard currently and i have a feelings it’s going to take me on a roller coaster ride of emotions 😭😭

I’ve just started this book and its hilarious so far! 😭😭

EPILOGUE:
RESULTS: Careful analyses of the data collected, accounting for potential confounds, statistical error, and experimenter’s bias, show that when I fall in love . . . things don’t actually turn out to be that bad.
I don’t want this book to end JUST YET! 😭❤️‍🩹

CHAPTER 22:
HYPOTHESIS: When given a choice between A (telling a lie) and B (telling the truth), I will inevitably end up selecting . . .
No. Not this time.

Thank god not this time and ahhhh “It had been Adam, after all. Olive had been right”.

CHAPTER 21:
HYPOTHESIS: Wearing expired contact lenses will cause bacterial and/or fungal infections that will have repercussions for years to come.
OMG I’m crying cuz its beautiful to see this story come to a full circle moment 🥹🥹

CHAPTER 20:
HYPOTHESIS: People who cross me will come to regret it.
Ahh I love Holden!

CHAPTER 19:
HYPOTHESIS: When in doubt, asking a friend will save my ass.
The previous chapter wrecked me 😭😩.

CHAPTER 18:
HYPOTHESIS: A heart will break even more easily than the weakest of hydrogen bonds.
I’m not ready for this 😭💔

CHAPTER 16:
HYPOTHESIS: Despite what everyone says, sex is never going to be anything more than a mildly enjoyable activi— Oh.
Oh.
Its gettin hot in here! ☺️🥵🔥

🚨 CHAPTER 15 HAS ME UTTERLY WRECKED. 😭
“I wish you could see yourself the way I see you.”

In a world full of imposter syndrome and self-doubt, having someone see your worth so clearly when you just can't see it yourself? That is the ultimate, top-tier romance standard. Ali Hazelwood poured pure, unadulterated poetry into Chapter 15 and my heart is officially a puddle. 💔

Adam Carlsen, responsible for 90 percent of the department’s tears, had actually managed to make someone stop crying. 😭😭🤌🏻🤌🏻

CHAPTER 14:
HYPOTHESIS: This conference will be the worst thing to ever happen to my professional career, general well-being, and sense of sanity.
Now i wanna see what happens when as per her rom com scenario plays out of sharing one hotel room. 🤭🤩this is getting soooo interesting

CHAPTER 13:
HYPOTHESIS: Approximately two out of three fake-dating situations will eventually involve room-sharing; 50 percent of room-sharing situations will be further complicated by the presence of only one bed.
Hahahaha cant wait to see what happens🤩🤭

CHAPTER 12:
HYPOTHESIS: If I am bad at doing activity A, my chances of being asked to engage in activity A will rise exponentially

“Fall had finally begun.”
It is beautifully tragic, deeply romantic, and I am officially not okay. If you’ve read it, you know exactly how heavy those four words feel.😭❤️‍🩹😩

CHAPTER 11:
HYPOTHESIS: Whenever I lie, things will get worse by a factor of 743.
Omg i can’t wait to see how everything turns out after her realization 😭

CHAPTER 10:
HYPOTHESIS: If I fall in love, things will invariably end poorly.

CHAPTER 9:
HYPOTHESIS: The more I mention an attachment in an email, the less likely I will be to actually include said attachment.
Hahaha she is me 😭😭i forget to attach the said attachment

CHAPTER 8:
HYPOTHESIS: On a Likert scale ranging from one to ten, Jeremy’s timing will be negative fifty, with a standard error of the mean of zero point two.

CHAPTER 7:
HYPOTHESIS: There will be a significant positive correlation between the amount of sunscreen poured in my hands and the intensity of my desire to murder Anh.
This is getting soo interesting 🤩

CHAPTER 6:
HYPOTHESIS: When compared with multiple types and models of furniture, Adam Carlsen’s lap will be rated in the top fifth percentile for comfort, coziness, and enjoyment.

CHAPTER 5:
HYPOTHESIS: The more I need my brain to be on top of its game, the higher the probability that it will freeze on me.

CHAPTER 4: HYPOTHESIS: Adam Carlsen and I have absolutely nothing in common, and having coffee with him will be twice as painful as a root canal. Without anesthesia.
Olive: What’s your favorite color?
Adam: Black, I guess.
Olive: It’s not even a color. It’s no colors, technically.
Adam: It’s better than vomit green.
I absolutely love their banter. What are your guy’s favorite colors lemme know in the comments ☺️

CHAPTER 3:
HYPOTHESIS: A private conversation with Adam Carlsen will become 150 percent more awkward after the word “sex” is uttered. By me.

He was smiling, staring at her with a strange light in his eyes. And would you look at that: Adam Carlsen had dimples. Cute ones.

CHAPTER 2:
HYPOTHESIS: Any rumor regarding my love life will spread with a speed that is directly proportional to my desire to keep said rumor a secret.

CHAPTER 1:
HYPOTHESIS: When given a choice between A (a slightly inconveniencing situation) and B (a colossal shitshow with devastating consequences), I will inevitably end up selecting B.