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“No way. Don’t you get it, Cas?” He looks at me disgustedly. “I ate the fucking gingersnaps.” 😂

“Are you okay, Mrs. Grimlock?” Jerry asked. “Are you crying because we’re going to waterboard you for information?”

“We’re all poor losers,” Braden said. “You should see us play billiards. There are balls flying everywhere.”

“You’re still a bitch.”
“I like to go with my strengths,” I agreed. “I think that’s why you’re still a slut.”

😂🤣

I already love this & haven't even put a dent in the series..!

"Just kidding! Maybe." One of my most favorite Tara quotes!

DNF

Where's the good batshit psycho women books? Bop I'm a ghost and a clown spider gets old pretty fast. Oh and kidnappings. Hello fucking trigger alert for a lot of people.

This novel seems journalish to me. Nothing bad to say yet.

Can I have less abusive romance, more thriller?..

“I’m not going to meet my soulmate on a swiping app.”

Excerpt From: Johnson, Julie. “The Monday Girl (The Girl Duet #1).” iBooks.
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“ Eight rock-hard inches .”
- An exaggerator.”

Excerpt From: Johnson, Julie. “The Monday Girl (The Girl Duet #1).” iBooks.
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Quote: “With odds like that, the whole human race is totally fucked.”

Me: Man. I'm totally feeling the inner venting of man-children and paparazzi. Get it Julie!!!

Excerpt From: Johnson, Julie. “The Monday Girl (The Girl Duet #1).” iBooks.
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I actually smell bacon...

"That made sense. Not many couples lasted after losing a child."
—Darynda Jones via Jamey Doerr

You never know lonely you can become when your child dies..

The word repeat repeat repeating on every page is getting old...

BDSM this.. BDSM that.. Go put your dildo on a power tool already!! Where are the batshit psycho women reads at?!

“EVERYONE OUT OF MY WAY! HE NEEDS MOUTH TO BALL RESUSCITATION!”

So.. My youngest son is in preparation for a bone marrow transplant. I won't have the free time that I'd like to have to give my reviews on the books I read anymore. Have no fear though! I'll still click the stars that I see fit. ;)