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will report back sophie 🫡

if i had a dollar for every hockey romance book i read today that mentioned the seattle great wheel i’d have two dollars, which is two dollars more than i’d like because that thing is such a scam

back in the fucking building and i wouldn't have it any other way

going back to my roots (derogatory)

hey. you can’t outright mention eternal sunshine of the spotless mind in your book that’s a riff on eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.

i need to be able to continue to hate on emerald fennell from inside the house

im back in the fucking building again

it's nice to know that 'reading about a disaster identical to the one you're currently living through' isn't a new human impulse. rip the crew of the uss jeannette. i'm sure the karluk will fair better. ignoring the fact that this book's subtitle is "the disastrous and heroic voyage of the karluk"

octavia e butler what in the cassandra clare did you just say

when you and the boys get so horny from being trapped in the ice you tier rank the attractiveness of 500 pin up photos

what is it with arctic explorers calling penguins communists. what was going on politically in the zoological world that this keeps happening.

reread this time with shelvey's annotations <3

ngl i didn’t know the back half of this was extras so i was prepared for a wretched 400 page finale. guess it’s time to have fun now.

jester lavorre eat your heart out

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am i doing this book a disservice by picking it up after finishing oathbound? probably

i can’t believe im holding this bad boy in my hands right now

i will never be free from the royal geographical society as long as i read books about european men going off to die while exploring

it’s been about ten months since the last time i got incandescently angry about the opioid crisis and oh boy is this book doing the job

eliot schrefer i am in your walls what do you MEAN [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]. i can't believe i'm going to have to wait two and a half weeks to hold this book in my hands.

is anyone going to tell olivier that he’s bisexual or am i going to have to break the news to him.

happy second year of dracula daily. hopefully johnathon harker’s business trip will be slightly less eventful this time!

Time stamp 4:10:06 in audiobook