{Cheap hotel owner} "Old Don" wore an ill-fitting suit that had never seen the hand of a tailor over a body that bulged beneath it and strained it at the seams... He was clearly half bald, but had contorted his remaining hair into a bizarre pompadour, so stiff with pomade it looked like an arrangement of brass wire... He had teeth like a horse... and to it all top off, his skin was a strange shade of orange." --LOL!
— Apr 09, 2023 01:05PM
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