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"Do you mean to think everything will come right if we do untie him?" said Scrubb.
"I don't know about that," said Puddleglum. "You see, Aslan didn't tell Pole what would happen. He only told her what to do."

"Are you not thirsty?" said the Lion.
"I'm dying of thirst," said Jill.
"Then drink," said the Lion.
"May I - could I - would you mind going away if I do?" said Jill.
The Lion answered this by only a look and a very low growl. And as Jill gazed at its motionless bulk, she realized that she might as well have asked a whole mountain to move at her convenience.

"Your majesty would have perfect right to strike off his head," said Peridan. "Such an assault as he made puts him on a level with assassins."
"It is very true," said Edmund.
"But even a traitor may mend. I have known one that did."
And he looked very thoughtful.

"But one of the worst results of being a slave and being forced to do things is that when there is no one to force you any more you find you have almost lost the power of forcing yourself."

"And hast thou naught to drink but cold water?"said Robin."Never so much as a drop," quoth the beggar."Over beyond yon clump of trees is a sweet inn, but I go no more thither. Once, when the good Prior of Emmet was dining there, the landlady set a dear little tart upon the windowsill to cool, and I, fearing it might be lost, took it with me till I could find the owner. Since then they have acted very ill towards me."

Why is everyone using friggin swords? This is modern time, yo. Use a gun!! So what the bad guys uses swords? This is a War!!....That nobody else seems to know about!! Cheating is sometimes necessary if you want to live!

Wow so you've known the guy for like what? 2 Days??? Yup, good time to kiss!

Oh okay I get it... You're insecure. Hates being around people. A loner. You like to keep your distance. And when someone decides to park you on their lap you.... Stay???? So much for keeping your distance. Let's just sit on every guys lap and stare deeply into his eyes.... Oh yeah yeah I COMPLETELY understand, you like to keep your distance....

Why is it that in literally every single Fantasy book there is always a hot guy who wears a fitted black t-shirt that "fits like a glove" ???!!!

Well, the author just killed my favorite character... no matter, I only had 600 pages to become attached to him....

This scene isn't going to turn out so well... I have this feeling