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Non ho mai dimenticato il primo libro di Calvino che non mi è piaciuto. Mi chiedo se la seconda volta sarà diversa.

"oh, I like calling him Ray". It burned him up! RAED meant PIONEER, he who blazes a path- that was his son, so smart and capable and clever.[...]why would she reduce that name when he and Nadya had chosen it so carefully?

How long will it take me to read another very short book in Danish?

Exactly. Biblical loophole. Tiny Suzie Sex Genius

Cugina ha scoperto l'esistenza di Geronimo Stilton e io sono PRONTISSIMA

TRASHY TRASH TRASH. YES.

Fifth time's a charm?

A hospital alone shows what war is.

We are not youth any longer. We don’t want to take the world by storm. We are fleeing. We fly from ourselves. From our life. We were eighteen and had begun to love life and the world; and we had to shoot it to pieces.

Well, the beginning is kinda ironic with the current fires ravaging Malibu all over again

Rereadings are more than necessary

Question. How many questions can you ask before exposing who you are?

why is it that whenever I hear music I feel like a bride?

Men are so clueless

Why are all priests named Jeff?

do you think ryanair makes all their money from abortions? i said limply. it is a pretty amazing business, when you think about it!

his attempts at adult life had played out like peter pan trying to trap his shadow. in that one unfinished sentence, he was coming to the realisation that some people create their own adulthood, and some people have it thrust upon them.

He who makes a beast of himself, frees himself of the pain of being a man

To my fiancée, Crystal Nusum, who was raised a Jehova's Witness

Ironically, the best opening line.

Flatmates give me books. I read books.

Earth is a libra
best beginning ever

That God these people say they serve, has got a very nasty sense of humor. Like, you'd beat the shit out of Him, if He was a Man. Or if you were.

this is the most relatable book ever written

we adopt a safe version of ourselves for the public, for protection, and then as adults we excavate our true selves from the parts we've invented to protect us.

girlhood is just humanhood

God doesn't protect people from knives, sweetheart. That's why God gave us other people, so that we can protect each other.

It's always very easy to declare that other people are idiots, but only if you forget how idiotically difficult being human is.