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"I am always wet. I ooze. I am constantly changing my underwear and can come at the drop of the hat. This from someone who, no fault of any of my bedfellows, orgasmed once or twice a year at best. My labia is fat and juicy as a honeydew, its folds dark and voluptuous."

...ma'am.

imagine telling your suicidal friend to NOT take antidepressants—ma’am, where is your medical degree?

I'm reading this b/c TOB, but reminder that Washburn is writing a story about being native Hawaiian without actually being Hawaiian himself, which is squirrely at best.

Renae Reads Bad Sex, 2021 edition: 'And so it went—groping, writhing, yearning, wet mouths, damp flesh, sopping squelching groins, and then two spent bodies and laughter and agreement that no one had ever been so much in love.'

SOPPING! SQUELCHING! GROINS!

So to recap: this is a book about the protagonist cop helping her other cop friend after she tried to whistleblow a straight up Breonna Taylor situation, but like...this cop friend silently allowed corrupt police to do shit for YEARS, so it’s a delayed whistleblow. And protagonist cop is talking about how “heartbroken” she is that bad cops are “desecrating” her beloved police... READ THE ROOM, Linda!

one word: raaaaaacist.