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“Tilda realized she was drunk, so she took another swig of wine.”

“Everything, including the pens, was stamped “U.S. Government Property.”

People would fall off cliffs in the Sierras and then get picked up and dusted off by Search and Rescue and have their pictures taken for the Rocketeer. We would laugh at all the stupid tourists, but only if they lived, of course.

“government gray”