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So, is he 11 or 12 years older? Let's get it straight. I hate inconsistencies.

Wtf is this 'twist' 😬😒

😂again, NO.

Yeah we went down to 2 stars here.

Get freaking backbone lady. This immature asshat has put you down multiple times for 24 years and once he shows you an ounce of attention of suddenly liking you, you let him into the underground?!?!?! Funk that.

Um...... *insert reord screech* pause.

What freaking flipped was switched just now?
I hate you, I hate you, I am so mean...... to I love you, I've wanted you, let's get jiggy 😲🫤🫤🧐🤯

NO. 😂

This girl needs some groveling. If she is about to jump his bones right now, All the stars are about to fall on this rating 🤣🙄

Dimitri: Are either of you psychic?
Val: I call tell someone is about to die right before I shoot them... 😄

Yeah, nope.

He doesn't think he deserves her love? That's it. For no reason, just that he doesn't deserve it...... 😐🙄

Ok, all I have to say is- If he doesn't have some superbly amazing reason for not being able to be with and date her still..... my kindle is about to get some free air 🛩 miles across my living room. 🤨😠 better make this whole damn book worth it for me.

"What in the Harry Potter bullshit is this?!?!" 🤣

But like....... how freaking old is this baby?!?!?!

Found him, took him to the doctor- and NOTHING. My brain wants an age, so I can picture this 👶

😤

WARP SPEED! 🤣

Missing an opportunity for character development here. Substitute s3x instead 🙃

Nooooooo not the stupid random breakup 😭

All of a sudden, he thinks he isn't good enough? 🙄

This is officially a passing contest, and I don't like watching other men piss.

How many times are we gonna say titties? 😖

Is this the same "Reed" from Hate to Love You? The one that cheated on Natalie? Hmmmmm I am not quite sure how he is going to redeem himself as a person for me here.... I'll try it out....

Maybe if you're a good girl, I'll treat you like a bad girl later

"I could've probably bounced a quarter off the abs on her. I, on the other hand, have lost actual quarters in my fat roll."

Omg 😄

Gah!

Years later and he still remembers her favorite candy 🥰

Omg.... I ❤️ Stone
How freaking sweet is this grump?!?!?!

Pining away for his best friend's girl (he met her first, but saw how happy he made his friend, so he sat on the sidelines being their 3rd wheel)

🫠😍

(Gage) Wanna hit some balls this weekend?
(His brother) Only if they're yours!

😆

There is nothing I won't do to earn my inheritance. Remember that when you forget this is only a game to me.

You know how the saying goes....

Act like a dick, lose said dick 🔪

😂

Iykyk

🍆💦👅 🥵🫠

It makes me think how much laxative one person can ingest without going to the hospital.... 🤔 I'm going to Google that shit.


😆 starting off well so far!

I hate when I cry when I'm super mad too

Who takes drinks from a stranger at a party?

It's ok that he went on a date with someone else while you were kind of together- because he couldn't stop thinking about you while he was on it????
Also, I thought he never went on dates.... 🤔 how did he agree to this one before they got together?

Not minding the writing style/flow but the story is blah

Aaaaaannnnddddd he did sleep with someone the next night. Pretty sure this girl is beyond desperate

Now that they 'bow chicka bow wow'd', he better not be sleeping w other women in the apartment.... bc ew.

Wow this girl is desperate and the guy has slept with 2 women since meeting her..... and she had to listen to it. 😖