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Ascanius, Telemachus, Neoptolemus; disappointing/awful failsons are apparently a tale as old as time.

I'd totally forgotten about that Britney Pepsi ad that ends with Bob Dole perving out...
Also love any time the Telecommunications Act of 1996 is rightfully blamed for how we got here in terms of conglomeration and monopoly.

“If a man believes his virtue can be proved only in war,” he said to Ascanius, “then he sees time spent on anything else as wasted. Farming, if he’s a farmer—government, if he’s a ruler—worship, the acts of religion—all inferior to prowess in war.”