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I’m starting over. It’s so good but tricky to track so I’m joyfully starting over. Ahhhhhhhhhh I’m having the best time here

“By all means move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.” 🙄🙄🙄 Isabell hurry tf up Jesus

Omg how is this still happening?? Elsie wrap it tf up Jesus Christ

Sometimes going in blind is delightful. Y’all I thought this was maybe a horror thriller? lol

IM FUCKING UNCOMFY
this is so cringe and awkward and kinda creepy. I’m a huge Hozier fan so i imagine I’d be the target audience but this is WEIRD. I don’t know if I’m going to make it through this. Even the Reylo writers have enough manners to pretend to obscure the Adam Driver of it all. I hate this.

Given the state of the world this is a really rough read

Jesus Christ, Kim. Did you get paid by the word?? Ffs.

Omfg I have started over from chapter 10 THREE TIMES trying to get into this thing. I think I’m allergic to it? Trying to get this into my brain feels like trying to feed a baby their least favorite veggie. You can make that spoon into an airplane as many times as you want those peas aren’t getting in there.

I am literally 4 minutes in and i already hate everything somehow??

Y’all this is tedious af I’m gonna DNF life is too short

Yikes. This is an adorable premise and these narrators are killin it but this is not excellent 😬😬😬

Immediately this is one of the best authors notes I’ve encountered all year. I’m in.

STOOOOP This is immediately unreasonably precious I swear to god if I end up sobbing over penguin shifter romance I’m walking into the ocean

::deep sigh:: I … I don’t know, y’all. Just look away.

I need someone to explain to me immediately why this alien child, living in London has a noticeably Irish accent. Make it make sense.

::uninterrupted cringing::

I am on the struggle bus fr. This gonna be worth it?

I’ve made a terrible mistake. What do you mean there’s not 20 books in this series I can binge immediately??

Oh. Oh this is immediately terrible. Let’s do this.

Narrator is fighting for his life over here. British accent is kicking his ass up and down the blue ridge parkway.

I saw I have eight hours left and threw a little fit.

TWENTY FOUR HOURS?? this dumpster fire is twenty four hours long?? Earth hours?? How?? Why?? 😭😭😭

This was a follower rec. Respectfully, what the actual fuck do y’all have me reading?

(understands the irony but cannot stop myself from) ::bowing down in worship:: we have been blessed.

THERES FIVE OF THESE??? 😭😭😭 whyyy??? Omg I hate this so much.

The good news: Natalie is doing a great job with this narration of course.
The bad news: even great narration cannot save a boring book.
Fucking YAWNNNNN.

Ugh. Look away.

sooooo i'm gonna stop now. since i do not want to give this book a bad review and i do not review books i don't finish i think it's best for everyone if we just part ways. wishing this one the best!

Go go gadget dick, apparently. I’m not mad at it.

Jesus this cover is ridiculous. I can’t wait.