Amelia Biancolo > Recent Status Updates

I fundamentally get Patrick because I also am psychotic and in competition with people who don't know I exist

Should I dnf because of the one mild joke made at a lesbian's expense? Inquiring minds want to know

You know when you read one page of a book and you go yeah I'm gonna be obsessed with this

What if we were best friends who were completely devoted to each other but also we HATED each other

Less than 24 hours since my last book ripped my heart out and I am ready to get hurt again

Sobbing and I still have 77 pages left what is this book doing to me bro

This book is doing nothing to change my firmly held belief that DCF is the same as the cops and never have kids best interests at heart

"Maybe 15 year old Josie ended up in a relationship with 42 year old Walter because her weirdness and darkness is inherent" oh misogyny we're really in it now

Pittsfield jumpscare

F. Scott Fitzgerald protagonists are my faaaaavorite type of misogynists 🫶

I'm scared

If I had a nickel for every time Alison Cochrun projected her complex about people not losing their virginity in their teens into her books I would have three nickels.... which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened thrice

This book is in conversation with Addie Larue for those with eyes to see

The most written by a man book I've ever read

We couldn't find ANY other movie about New York? We needed a positive Woody Allen reference?

The main characters are supposed to be hetero??????? I'm throwing up I can't believe this

I'm scared to keep reading because I feel like when I finish it I'll have the feeling like I'll never read a book this good ever again

She is actually insane for filling out the recipient field (INCLUDING REPLY ALL) on these emails

Un-DNF-ing lol

NEVER equate me taking a long time to finish a book as me not liking it.... more often than not I'm savoring each page and never want it to end

Getting my ass handed to me a little bit! I am crying!

If I had a nickel for every time I read a gay southern gothic novel where the main character is named Andrew I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice

Hold on y'all he got me back

I feel like I would have understood that this super bigoted woman was a JK Rowling stand in without her being named Jeanine Rowder

Got my hopes up for lesbians only for them to be taken away in the next paragraph

I don't want it to end 😫

Look I criticize the US as much as the next person but are the constant "Americans do this annoying thing and this annoying thing oh and also this annoying thing" distracting to anyone else?? Like what is the reason I thought we were retelling House of Usher