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"If you’ve got gods working against you, you best find some to work with you.” - Lisari

"Wishes are great things, O King... But for every wish made real, a thousand possibilities must be ended. Are you ready to end a world you've never seen before?" - Dawn Wizard

“When the gods expect something from us mortals, it’s never an ask... It’s a promise.” - Lisari

"Anyone needs me, I'll be in the hold, practising my surrenderin' speech." - Naysayer

Cyros:“Technically, I’m supposed to be sleeping now.”
Sal:“Oh... Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt your sleep schedule. I’m sure it’s hard enough to get good sleep, what with the weight of everyone you’ve killed on your conscience.”

Remy:"He looks mean!"
Marrill:"He's the Pirate King! He's supposed to look mean. But inside he's really a kitten."
Stavik:"Kittens have sharp claws! And pointy little teeth. *to the rest of the crew* First oneaya who calls me a kitten loses a finger!"

Sal:"Can I go now?"
Gugora:"Go where?"
Sal:"Gotta go stab some things."
Gugora:"..."
Sal:"Stab some… trees?"
Gugora:"I know you think that makes it sound better, but it doesn’t."

"I recommend trying to avoid pouring any more toxic substances onto your skin. Solid life advice right there." - Cyros

Sal:“I’m going foraging! We’re running out of mushrooms and swampweed, right?”
Iski:“I suppose so... Awfully observant of you.”
Gugora:“Foraging, or looking for trouble?”
Sal:“I can stay out of trouble.”
Gugora:“You can... But you won’t.”

King Aegeus was getting old and weak. His influence extended about two feet beyond the royal palace. The rest of the city was ruled by rival gangs, headed by Aegeus's many enemies.
Who were these wonderful enemies? The king's relatives, naturally!

Nothing travels faster than bad news - especially when it happens to someone nobody likes.

Savitri:"Do you know what the Protectorate’s problem is?"
Maya:"They only have one?"
Savitri:"Depends on who you ask. But if you ask the people in charge, the main problem is that smart men are hard to control and the ones who aren’t smart aren’t very useful."