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It will never end T.T

"Nuh. I don't want self-respect. I want head scritches."

Me too, me too 🥰😅

"I do not have employers. I am death and ruin incarnate."

Me in may mind adding: RAWR.

... I am scared? It haven't hooked me in yet T.T

I'm sorry I doubted you, you are perfect.

... I do not know what I expected. Surely not that the WHOLE FREAKING POINT OF THE FREAKING BOOK gets resolved in ONE CHAPTER!

I am calm. I am the zen. (Fuck calm.)

Ah. Yes. So it is an adult book. Lucky me. 🫠

How convenient to say 'I did it' when you did absolutely nothing at all. You would have died on multiple occasions if the book itself hadn't been saving you left and right. How convenient to say 'I did it' when every progress had been handled to you on silver platter. How really convenient. 🙄🙄

Of course we are having a ball. Why wouldn't we? The stakes are so low either way 🙄

And we have a pseudo vampire. Of. Freaking. Course.

"Hate. Me. Harder."

Fine, if you say so I can do that 😇

And now we trust in anybody who is glowing, because why the hell not? 🙄

Aris is the faceclaim of nativity in the dictionary I swear....

Sad, sad me. Aris had been left alone 🫠 (and yes, not ten pages after that she is back doing absolute batshit crazy stuff. Not in the good way.) I want my Raker back T.T

Okay, you know what is sexier than 'Better' (I squealed there, okay. Be kind :D)... Competence and raw strength. Which weirdly enough (riiiight weirdly) Raker possesses.

Okay. we are getting our first brownie point: after multiple chapters we are still pretty much in the enemies territory! (Yes, there are signs, but still!)

I know I am easy to please. But this book is so much better when we have Raker in it 🙈

"Death has come to claim me. He wears a hood."

At least we have a dragon now?

... when the random inkeeper is more interesting then the fmc 🙈

Girl, girl.... what do you mean you don't want to be alone????? You are on a suicide revenge quest, to kill the gods. I hate to break it to you, but that is not some shenanigan that you just simply come back alive to play I don't know teahouse with your friends??? Like hello??

Of *fucking* course there are exactly two horses waiting for you two. Why wouldn't be? *eyeroll* It's a miracle! Intervention of the gods.

Also if I have to read one more time that empathy is a liability, and she shouldn't care, then she proceeds to do exactly the opposite I will scream.
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I won't have any voice left when I finish the book (or it finishes me?).

This will be a hate read, isn't?

Last fifty pages or so. Wish me luck, I won't be fine, I think. 🥺

i'm scared and i'm crying and i'm not fine. remind me why I have thought this will be a good idea?