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I know I'm late as hell with this one but if he ends up pressing the button this will be an automatic 1 star read

"It's not fair that the word laughtet is trapped inside slaughter." Okaaaay realize real eyes real lies

Rereading this masterpiece for hoa hoa hoa season

That riddle about her hair was possibly worse than Feyres Love Riddle in ACOTAR

They both dont seem to be the sharpest knife in the drawer

The sentences in this book don't make any sense

I'm a little lost tbh

Yeah i can work with this

Why do we get elaborate smut from two side characters that nobody cares about while oir mc ever so slowly turns asexual??

Auren hates herself just as much as I hate her <3 I don't want to be in her head anymore, she's insufferable

Nothing, and I repeat, nothing, feels more shallow and overused, or casts the heroine in a dumber light, than the 'I didnt know there were poor people in this kingdom, why isn't everyone happy and healthy in this monarchy, I'm gonna give them some of my money'. Be so fr

Will book 2 contain anything other than lbh staring at sqq, stick around and find out

kai>

hmm rooting for jake but she'll probably end up with kaleb hmmmm

this is tiresome. their interactions are tiresome. i don't think rom com is the genre for me

on another note, i know this is fantasy so different rules apply, but why does the mc name his daughter like he's a kardashian 😭😭 be a little kinder to your offspring bro

bon orthwick made everyone a 10 in the illustrations and i respect that, i love reading about unreasonably hot people

siljas braucht n paar respektschellen

was ist tessa eigentlich für eine pussy man
halts maul und geh weg, du bist weder hilfreich noch schön, weder klug noch lustig, weder begehrenswert noch umgänglich, und wegen dir bekomm ich weniger will jem szenen 🔪

tessa stfu plz <3 also where's jem i desperately need someone other than tessa or will

80% in and I am, for the first time, not forcing myself to read on.

AIDAN is oddly... poetic

thats sus.. did they... destroy one of their own ships because it was too slow for the rest of the fleet to reach the safe haven?

I think I'm just not made for wholesome mutual insta-besotted romance lol. where's the pining? where's the 'it's 100% unreciprocated' delusional internal monologue?

we were 🤏 so close to the most toxic power couple ever istg

am i.. supposed to be rooting for noam at this point? am i? victoria lee u confound me

Markus? MARKUS?? ich weiß er ist grausam... aber auch si kompetent 😭

noam stfu