Isabelle Tranner > Recent Status Updates

Im picking this up again after a holiday break because why is this book such a fucking downer. Not that sexy at all.
Like I get it, I guess it sucks to be a vampire 😭😭 dont dash my dreams pleaseq

as someone exhausted with "clean girl" "demure" "trad wife" this book is healing my soul

Hey this is fun! A book that caters to my favorite romance tropes; looking forward to fit in some hurt/comfort and a dance party ending

Right into turtle violence?!?! fuck this book man

I can handle worms eating people from the inside out and shitting themselves and eating themselves, but hard stop for a kitten torture scene. Not sure if I have it in me to continue 😭

Reading this before bed is so funny, as Im suddently terrified the pikachu that kills people is the shadow behind my door

He has yet to be eaten by the whale