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LMAO I KNEW IT

I know she’s dead wrong but I’ve also been on her side the whole time LMAO

Idk… I think she did it LMAO

Also, subtle racism not being a dealbreaker for a white woman? Color me shocked.

My third book in a row about a male-centered woman 😀 I think I’m allergic to being happy

Reading this is like driving by a dead possum on the road. Poor thing.

I’m glad I didn’t dnf this because it’s getting GOOD

Why the hell do I keep reading books like this. I think my soul pops a boner whenever I feel agitated.

Confession: I struggle to emphasize with people who realize that they have no identity outside of their relationships once they end. I think it’s because I fear codependency to that degree

Mentally unstable teenage girls are my favorite people to read about (they are so scary)

Good grief…

WHAT.

OH SHIT!

I’m exhausted.

My name isn’t entirely uncommon but I flinch every time I see it and it’s not in relation to me. I’m weirdly territorial about it

I’m not fucking around this time. I wrote out the whole damn dictionary of Nadsat slang for this. I’M LOCKED IN.

Bro my finger slipped and this app is a nightmare. Ignore my 1 star rating

Welcome back to the “third nipple” universe

I’m dnf-ing and googling the twist because I’m bored out of my mind but my final guess is that Christy (Christa? Whatever his fiancée’s name is) is the mastermind

It’s the secretary. Or Becky. Maybe it’s both of them. Also this book is boring me to tears but I need to know if my theory is right

They are trying really hard to make these aliens sound attractive and it’s not working at all LMAO

GOOD GRIEF.

The Tampa by Alissa Nutting name drop was uncalled for. I feel itchy.

I went to check how many books I’ve read so far this month and was immediately humbled by a big fat zero ???? 🤨 how the hell did I let this happen

I finally figured it out. This is kind of like an adult version of Percy Jackson (from a humor perspective). That’s why I feel so damn nostalgic

You’re losing me. I’m boooooored.

Old man dick :(

GOOOOD GRIEEFFFF!!!!!

GOOD GRIEF.

Good grief.