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About to crash out

Yash what the fuck

Omfg this is so good

“I have what I want, Poppy.” Good lord that’ll do it. That’ll make me cry.

“She is a seraph who found Crossmore, and that I don’t have time for him because I am too busy kneeling at the altar of her navel.” Oh my god

OH YM GODDDDDDDDDD

…who’s gonna tell Tessa Bailey that we don’t have typhoons because Washington and Alaska are not tropical waters 😭😭😭😭😭

“I’d always be seen as (to borrow the language of a later era) some pathetic, friend-zoned beta cuck. I had to do something.” Quite possibly the funniest line I’ve ever read

Are you serious? Get a grip.

Rebecca Yarros I beg of you to stop writing lines like “and send every ounce of my love down the bond” before my eyes get stuck from rolling them so much

Violet it’s your turn to shut up pleaseeeee girl you’re killing me

Xaden if you could shut up that would be fantastic

This is so calming and poetic

“And wasn’t it sweet to be where you were and let it remind you of the past for once, despite the upset, instead of always looking on into the mechanics of the days and the trouble ahead, which might never come.” Bruh omg

Dumbass of dumbasses