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Vaguely surprised to discover how much I like Simon

Huh I think I want Amandine to die the most

I feel bad for being suspicious of Karen but… I’m suspicious of Karen 🤷🏻‍♀️

Okay, that really does seem like a fairly big indicator that it was the Winter Rose, who is meant to be very dead but I suppose there’s no reason she couldn’t have been died and brought back

Lmao I fucking love April

Lmao I am kind of glad I was spoiled for Quentin’s parentage bc it makes times like this so so funny

It is dawning on me just how many of these books have ‘kidnapped child’ as a key plot point lol. Fuck Toby’s life tbh

Man I really object to the attitude that Toby ‘left’ her daughter, as if context doesn’t matter. Like, she was forcibly turned into a fish for 14 years and when she got back and tried to say she’d been kidnapped, her ex-fiancé and her daughter thought she was lying and refused to have anything to do with her, and after trying a lot, Tony respected her daughter’s bloody boundaries

Lol ok tybalt trying to make Toby coffee is adorable

Bit puzzled if this bit is meant to serve as a reveal, given that was obvious a few pages ago

Oh okay that bit did actually surprise me, and is very clever

Lol yeah so I was right about who Alastor is

Mmm k, got my guess for who the killer is

Jfc ‘the men Devin hired me out to’ is slipped in there so casually, it’s heart aching

Man, the villains in this book are really such infuriating twats

Yeah I really don’t know why Tony only made a deal for specific children rather than all of the ones he hadn’t turned yet lol

Ffs October you forgot Katie, for nothing

Well this is low-key terrifying.

I hope I’m not meant to be surprised by what I am almost positive is going to be an incredibly obvious version of the “Glory is Ben and Ben is Glory!” Twist lol

I knew the axe was going to fall, but it still makes me sad

I do really quite like this