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I think I missed the chapter "Boyd Should Be SHOT DEAD" This is like screeching your nails on a black board.

I think I missed the chapter "Boyd Should Be SHOT DEAD" This is like screeching your nails on a black board.

Why is Vivienne giving me Katya's vibe!?

Shit! I can’t for the life of me figure out who un-friend-ed me while I was “away”……….On the bright side….All the vital people are present and accounted for :)

"I had my five thousand dollar, grey pinstripe suit. I looked every
inch a slimy accountant from my five hundred dollar shirt, to my
two hundred dollar tie and my custom made Italian shoes. The jury
found it hard to feel sympathetic for someone who had so
obliviously benefited from human misery" - - This author sure knows how to pull a pinnacle of poignancy.

~sniff~ Never knew slivering out your heart can be fun. This is one of the best reads...........*wipes off tears*

~sniff~ Never realized slivering out piences of my heart canbe fun! - - - This title just gets better and better.

Chapter Two: I am hooked!

I am ”Titsy Percent Done” with Between the bars. - - - Also - - - - For the love of nipples just effing DO him already, he has been begging for 3 pages!!!

i>“Mmm Yes that feels good………Now don’t forget the other one….” - - - Are we still talking about the nipples??? Because I think this can get confusing really fast o_0

*cheers all the way down* Riley - Riley - Riley - Riley - Riley - Riley -

A: ”Shit” - - - P: Please don’t” - - - *fuse blows out* - - - - We apologize for the disruption in your brain functionality. Services will be revived shortly - - - - depending on damaged extent. - - - - Thank you for reading,

All hale the microphone……….is this thing ON!!! - - - testing, testing 1 2 !!!
Seriously and profoundly intimate………..never – ever for himself. - - - rollercoaster round 64!

I can’t be angry at him for not being in love with him or maybe he is hiding himself from him or trying to manipulate him AGAIN…….but the fact of the matter is that Right. Now?......I Hate. Him!!!!

Finally people, we have reached the wrinkled crinkled 58% kitty mark. *pats herself on the back*

He masturbates using those slippers?!!!! ............What?!!!!!

Too fast too fast too fast…….mayday..…mayday……..
My ability to read first and then process has not formally gone to Shit!
He is NOT!!! With that!!! He likes!!!

Tourette syndrome. Huh, and people said you can’t learn something productive from m/m!- - -
Petya’s buuny is his satirical reality! I love this author.

PETER IS drowning you little f***tard - - - - he said please…….Aaaa!!! GO DIE.

Holy SHIT!!!!!! AAaaaaaa…….why that little $%^&&^%%$#@@#56&& - - - - he took out whom?? --what???
p.s I love that name. Is it Russian?
If I could just throttle that &^$%^* little mother&^%$^( ass ^#$^$$ …. I would just UGH!!! There goes my night. *flops*

“Butt Pirate”, Austin Glass & co (homo-extraordinaire).

Slipper floor, Bunny Apartments.

Dani street.

Alexander.

"were a means to—
whoa, hello. That’s a penis.” - - - no words can and should define this line.....heehee.

"“Tell me something good about your life,” I whispered,
“You.” . - - - 6:23 AM. YESSS. Now that half my heart is in my mouth, I can now honorably swear, that i will go to sleep. I promise.

Have to go to sleep, it's 5:40 AM!!! - - - Manhole!!! Luis is the only person making sense to me right now LOL.

The Boy Cried Wolf!

Shit! I couldn’t stop the tear that forcefully appeared when he smiled before he left. ~sniff~

"you will act
like you think the sun shines out of each other's asses, do I
make myself clear?" - - Teehee

OK. Now the story has picked up.

tsk, such a long states update.