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The names in this are ridiculous but I have to admit it’s a very fun read so far

oh kafka….. #daddy issues. also yeah I know he’s known for being depressed but his work is so so so silly. Love this guy

fun plot so far!!! I love you bat-like gargoyle. Never change

intriguing so far…. first and foremost the book is in first person (I am being so brave rn). Not a fan of the Mr Soon To Be Love Interest so far. Like yay he’s a hot knight but I just feel like the whole “hot guy who’s a jerk at first but ends up being sweeter than expected” thing is so overdone. FMC is fun!! The world building is interesting…. The kingdom that this story takes place in feels so small

romantasy time :P

I read this for the first time over a decade ago because it inspired Time To Dance by p!atd!! I was probably way too young to really understand some of the things in this book but now I’m old and jaded so yayyyyy

After the last part I read, I genuinely needed a whole week to mentally prepare myself for the rest of the book. This is such a classic “dead dove: do not eat” moment and yes I knew that the book about legalizing cannibalism would be tough but dear god the horrors do not end there. excellent book so far

brooooooo :/

do you want the (slaughter)house tour⁉️🤩🎶

I think this book is going to take me a while to read because every line is (unsurprisingly) making me wince. Initially the writing style threw me off because it’s all very cut and dry (there are hardly any descriptions but again considering the subject matter do we need that much detail? I haven’t decided yet) Anyways, I think it makes sense cause our main guy is trying to disassociate tf outta his life. #Real

“Over the edge the horse tumbled, over the edge, and she screamed again, aloud to this time; and he was gone below her, falling through the yellow light” the author uses a fair amount of repetition like this and I can’t tell if it’s not great attempt at emphasis or an honest an editing mistake

“Mercy was more frightening than murder” ok girlboss!!!! really enjoying this book so far

I love a strong female character who is emotionally unavailable, GIFTED with insane fighting skills, and raised to be a weapon. #WomenInMaleDominatedFields

Friday night am I right brother