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Edmond mi muchachoooooooo

Graveyard sex after torturing and setting up aflame your abuser and responsible of your parents deaths and misery and then having you put away in an mental asylum bc of course this is 1800 britain and youre having visions of the other girls murdered by this large scale trafficking org. Oh and your situationship's dad wants you killed too and almost got u kidnapped. Yes. Yes this is EXACTLY what I signed up for

The writer is witty and funny but damn. I really don't care about draco malfoy as a love interest lmao I'm trying my best but I just cant find the appeal in.... waves hand Him. Still. Reading this for a friend so I'll keep trying

Past the 200k mark now. The vibes are immaculate, the writing is addictive and it's making me care about characters I (normally) don't give 2 shits about yeah we GOING

Lan wangji's scene with the rabbits. Real tears in my eyes

Lwj biting wwx is so random there's cannibalism as a metaphor for love everywhere for those with eyes to see

The inn scene after yi city arc is like receiving a forehead kiss after getting the shit beat out of you

Yi City arc we face each other again

I was confused at first bc I was expecting more craziness coming from a coriolanus pov bc he had been very tame but then chapter 12 dropped. Aahhh. Yes. Yes yes yes yes. This is the blonde I was promised 🙂‍↕️

"several people took the pained look on Coriolanus’s face as sorrow at Arachne’s death, when ironically he felt like killing her all over again." Okay Tom M****** R****e

Voldemort atticwifing Harry and the author hitting us with "He's given his father's name to his killer" is just DIABOLICAL kms as we speak

Unemployed and broke J-name after he quit his bank job even though he was good at it is Extremely Specific 2023 me core

What the fuck

Cardan is so funny I like him

Blue Sargent's Chu Wanningsm omg

THE LYNCH BROTHERS....... EATING MY FIST

why are the TREES playing TECHNO MUSIC im losing my mind

Crying bc of the court chapter Adam Parrish you are EVERYTHING to me

Grocery shopping cart scene my LOVE

The hand cream..... I feel very Sane about them

Adam Parrish is a Remus Lupin variant actually

I love Ronan and Kavinsky's dynamics holy shit

I forgot this book is a comedy actually

The way everyone but Neil notices cracks me up

Mi hermano en cristo cómo que eres un perchero

Not Hoid y los fideos aquí

Lo hago por ti mi amor mi tesoro mi hermoso mi álbum más personal (master and margarita soundtrack por Igor Kornelyuk)

"She expects you might recognize the flavor." SHUT UUUUYUUUUPPPPPP

Rin's daddy issues are so funny she's so real