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"It's the least you can do for anyone - ask questions, questions at inquests, questions at séances. Somebody had made Fred unhappy, and somebody was going to be made unhappy in turn."

My second attempt to finish this tome. Thankfully my English language skills have improved a bit since my first attempt, aged 13. It's making a lot more sense this time!

"Has it occurred to you, my young Diogenes, that if you polished up the chimney of your own lamp, you'd be a little more likely to find this mysterious and miraculous Other you are searching out?"

I made it the monastery! Woo hoo! Now, let's hope it was worth it...

"Then Tarzan stepped in from the service porch and said: "Look, ladies, people are sleeping in the back room, huh?" There are twelve tones of voice in which you can say that: three of them would have gotten him an apology with muffled giggles. He chose, at random, from the other nine."

My book "Behind May-belle's Curtain" is on sale for the next few days.

Happy Presidents' and Valentine's Day weekend!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B017...

"The nightmares can occur less than once a week, more than once a week, or each night. They can happen for 1 month or less, more than 1 month, or 6 months or more."

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