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Grimes being from Lubbock of all places is such a jumpscare

This is scratching an itch in my brain

Literally the only thing I know about this one going into is that it is pitched as a sapphic Bridgerton

Buddy listening with Dylan while we travel over the next few weeks

Making it canon in my head that the louvre heist was the crows

I’m going to be so fr, I saw an edit of the crows to CANCELLED! (Just like the show) and I think that single handedly cured something in my reading slump because now I’m locked in

I can feel myself starting to fall into a reading slump so now seems like a good time to reread one of my fav duologies 🖤

1. She’s the bodyguard 💅
2. I’m interested to see how much the location effects the story - as someone who worked very close to the medical center and in laws are from Katy 💃🏻

“What even is that thing?” “A lou carcolh.” “A what?” “Think giant man-eating snail with tentacles.” OKAY ?

VICTOIRE MY SHAYLA goddamn I can’t get myself to finish this, in Kuang fashion it is going to hurttttt 😭

Witchy vibes ✅ gothic manor ✅ ghost ✅ this is setting up to be very promising!

If only 17 year-old, lunar chronicle’s obsessed me knew that almost 10 years later I would be getting an ARC for one of my favorite authors 🥹

“‘Violence is the only language they understand, because their system of extraction is inherently violent.”
“‘What you don’t understand,’ said Ramy, ‘is how much people like you will excuse if it just means they can get tea and coffee on their breakfast tables. They don’t care, Letty. They just don’t care.’” Kuang spitting facts

Also plan on listening to this one when my adhd brain needs to switch it up from babel

I have a lot of traveling time over this next week, perfect time to listen to this audiobook

Jase is so man written by a women coded, like overly

“Their kohl-rimmed eyes settled on his face before dragging down the length of him. But when I looked back to (), his gaze was still set on me.” That’s hot

Find someone who loves you as much as Kazi loves oranges

“neither of them knew that () would meet an early death, succumbing to a sickness slowly consuming his lungs. In the last few years, he hadn’t been able to hide the stain of blood at the corners of his mouth.” HE HAS TB 🫵🏻

All I can think about is the philomena cunk vid where she says “King Arthur came a lot didn’t he?” 💀

“Life is too short and love is too long.”
He demanded: “Tell me how to do it, and I’ll do it.” Camilla said, “Go loud.”
MY BABIESSSS 😭

Thank jod that the diva is back

Damn didn’t know that cowboy hat lore was connected to tb

I’m devastated for cam and pal, their conversation with the recorder was heartbreaking 😭

I feel like I’m going crazy with some of these character names

Jet is basically the 27 year old version of Louise belcher

This cover is so camp