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I FUCKING KNEW IT THOSE TWO WERE SO GIVING ENEMIES TO LOVERS

“She knows me in specifics. Not in general. Not in theory. But in the details that weave the fabric of my being. It’s not a rare way to be known. But I think it’s the most important.”

“Romance books are the only PR men have left” I’m using that lmfao I’ve never heard something so true in my life

“Bechloe is real and I’ll die on that hill.” EXACTLY I’m ALSO mad Beca and Chloe didn’t end up together their chemistry is insane

“Something they don’t tell you about being a lesbian: it’s confusing as hell. Sometimes when you see a pretty girl, you can’t tell if you want to be her or kiss her.” AMEN

My circulation system is also about as effective as a plastic spork

Scott picking up on Ilya’s bisexual energy at the club and just going “huh” I’m losing it— the difference between show Scott and book Scott is that show Scott clocked Shane and Ilya’s tea immediately after hearing Ilya give Shane his room number at the All-Star Game

“Or make peace with the fact that he was going to fuck Kip against a wall in front of God and Ilya Rozanov” I fucking DIED—

MY MAN IS BACK

Everyone immediately assuming it’s Rozanov has me dying like people have picked up on his chaotic bisexual vibe I’m screaming—

WELL TWO PEOPLE CANT BOTH BE SECRETLY DATING ROZANOV AT THE SAME TIME DUDE IM CACKLING

“You lucky bitch!” I fucking LOVE Maria

Going to the bookstore to make yourself feel less miserable is the most real shit ever Kip, I do the exact same thing. Also the Union Square B&N is literally FOUR STORIES TALL. To say I’d be excited is a fucking understatement.

MY MANS IS BACK I WILL TAKE ANY ILYA SCRAPS I CAN GET

He did NOT just call Rozanov Scott’s boyfriend THAT IS SHANE HOLLANDER’S BOYFRIEND YOU BITCH

Ilya showing up, and getting punched in the face by Scott, fucking naturally.

Just wheezed so hard I started coughing at Ryan walking in on them kissing for the SECOND TIME and going “Oh fuck, not again.” I CANNOT—

FINALLY MANON AND DORIAN SMUT YESSSSS

ANSEL BRIARCLIFF QUEEN OF THE WASTES HELL YEAH

HELL YEAH that is MY Fire-Breathing Bitch Queen SHE TOASTED THEM LIKE MARSHMALLOWS