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There’s few things I love more than enemies/rivals who have to fake date

I don’t know how I feel about Jago

Daniel buddy I don’t think that fucking an investment banker right now is a good idea

can regal drop dead already

per fortuna che ci ha detto quanti anni avesse questo ragazzetto perché io avevo perso il conto tbh

Have to start posting TikToks so an elderly gay man and his adoptive hot son can hire me to work on their property

Only one bed, a shut up kiss, this is what romcom dreams are made of

I love whatever is wrong with him

I should really start taking those iron supplements

Sloane’s chapters mostly read like the Cool Girl monologue from Gone Girl, and I thank the lord I am not straight

I wonder when they’re going to start eating each other