Me: reading
Book: She would one day be my wife.
Me: 🙄 It's a science book, I don't need to know about your love life.
Book: Having a girlfriend was different because public pda - unlike my boyfriends.
Me: Hol'up, what!? Tell me more!!
Book, a little later: This lab totally contaminated their DNA test.
Me: Uh-huh.
Book: So we went and produced some sperm to prove it.
Me: WHAT!!?
Science is wild, y'all.
— Oct 19, 2021 05:52AM
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