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"Also don't be surprised if Blaze shows up tomorrow. I think he's already in the bedroom packing an arsenal, maybe some clothes."

I've been told I'm pretty reckless, yeah. But I'm a genius alchemist. I can also run really fast, so mostly it works out.

If someone thought that looked human, they’d been looking at either some mighty ugly or mighty decomposing humans

" (...) Don’t ask why, she’s got the flu and she’s gonna man the phones since you monkeys can’t even throw poo at a wall without missing, okay?”

Elizabeth: " Very well. That reply will do for the present. Perhaps by and by I may observe that private balls are much pleasanter than public ones." Mr Darcy: "On the contrary, I find that balls are much more enjoyable when they cease to remain private." OMG Mr Darcy has quite the tongue on him!

I might not know as much as I ought to about vampires, but I was Irish, I knew about pookas, and if a thing could take the shape of a horse, I was fair certain it was probably hung like one.

Ash was so deep in the closet, he was taking Aslan’s place in Narnia.

"He looked ready to shit purple kittens."

“Show me I’m still human.” *eye roll* Really? Comments: #Sarcasm: Well, originality is overrated anyway...

" So this is what damnation feels like."

"And being this hot is a terrible responsibility."

Atreau made a face like he’d just smelled shit on his shoe.

"Muckety Muck married Muck and they had many mucklings, and then there was war" This pretty much summarises History.

Once upon a time, there was a kingdom at the edge of what was and what could never be.