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"win non-fungible-token (NFT)" aaaaah that was a wild half day

Reading about the metaverse feels so good since they announced they'd give up on it a few days ago 🥰

I really did NOT want to read that. Holy fucking shit. I feel like that's not the way to write about csa.

"[...] optic nerves sliding down my throat like spaghetti noodles" hell yeah

I really hope this is going to be a "good for her" book.

These men are the scariest things in the book, I swear. The author can't come up with sth. worse, I'm sure.

They're holding a letter over a heat source to make invisible ink visible. The heat source is a lamp bulb. Is this how I learn that the US still uses normal ass light bulbs that produce like 95% heat and just 5% light?!

"Alisa's memory was a sieve". Doesn't that mean that the person has bad memory? Here, this is used to describe someone's excellent memory. Huh?

They were playing strip bowling (a true wtf moment), someone chimes in and drops a shocking news bomb, and then it says "[...] I knew instinctively that our game of strip bowling was over [...]". Nah bro, I thought y'all kept on playing after that moment. Great instincts you got there. Also, MC apparently kept losing but was only down a shoe??

"risking certain death" am I dense or is it either certain or a risk?

I don't get it, her art became unpopular, so they were kinda poor, but her art is worth a fortune. Huh?

Not me finding parts of my own story (that have nothing to do with sex) in the weirdest books.

Oof. Hate how that ended. Would've preferred a death tbh.

I'd probably kms tbh. This is fn disgusting.

"peeked his curiosity". Not a single person proof read this.

That's literally millionaires hunting people for sport.

Conversations just 14 year olds would think are cool

Another author who doesn't know the difference between psychopathic and psychotic. If you insist on writing a psychopath, at least do some research.

This author uses words in such a weird way. "I feel a flash of movement in my peripheral vision and I freeze."

"[...] my honey-colored hair that's streaked with natural blonde balayage [...]"
Lol why am I trying to read this

I'm gonna list every book of this one by one, for my reading challenge lol

Imagine being a serial killer who carves a message for a profiler into their victims, one or two words per person, and that dumbass agent doesn't get it lol This is so involuntarily funny

Well, I support women's wrongs too.

I fucking hate it when people confuse "psychotic" with "psychopathic".

Oh of course we get the "mentally ill people are serial killers" bs.

"an Edgar Allan Poe flick". FLICK?!!

War neugierig und in der Stimmung für was Seichtes. Bruh. Die Sprache in dem Buch ist einfach nur asozial, for the lack of a better term. Und der Dude trägt hundert Pro nen Fedora. Glaube ich bin zu alt für den Kram lol

At this point I'd leave, if I were Anna. What the fuck is wrong with this horrible family

The description says "wickedly funny", but there hasn't been anything funny as of yet. Only horrible characters. This family is miserable af.