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Might dnf….I simply cannot abide by the ‘Obi-Wan as a grumpy old stickler who has only recently started tolerating Anakin’ agenda. I’m here for a good time! I’m here for suave, handsome & slick Mullet-wan! I’m here for banter! I’m here for pizzaz and drama!

I’m here for the Mycenaean Bronze Age references

This book actually really works for me because I love gossip.

I am blocking out the November bite. Hello, yes I am in Malibu, thank you.

Has anyone ever told Stephen King that nipples are not in fact sentient beings?

Ok...Fitz’s extreme homophobia got more than a little old a few chapters ago. The point was made.

Hannibal meets the Secret History meets the most annoying students from any philosophy course I have ever taken.

I would love to see this animated; The Mirror Visitor series begs for a Studio Ghibli style.

Trying extremely hard to be The Secret History

Too. Many. Characters.

Lucie is so cute.

Daisy? So, what, because Clare keeps citing Great Expectations does that then make James Steerfoth and Cordelia David Copperfield?? And why does that annoy me so much?

This is almost a word-for-word account of that scene in Harry Potter when they’re talking about the whole Occlumency-Snape-lessons-thing. Tell me I’m wrong. Tell me.

Ah shit, here we go again.... (you know the meme)

Michael Charon is such a good writer but oh my god, Grady is one of the most in-likeable narrators I have ever come across .... WHY would your hot, mormon genius of a student want to sleep with you sir, why? Why are these women falling over this man. Also, someone get James Leer a stable source of affection and guidance, please.

THERE it is. There’s the second-hand cringe I’ve been waiting for. WHY would you ever have THAT conversation in one of the busiest places during the time when you are most likely to be overheard by everyone you know?!?! The level of un-professionalism...

I keep waiting for something terrifyingly awkward to happen

Donna Tartt is a genius when it comes to atmosphere

I’m way more into this as an adult than I ever was at 12 years old.

Damn, John Berendt knows how to build characters fast

Might not finish this— the tropes are getting to me.

In a classic Hallmark move, Elodie is going to fall for the humble care-taker and break-up with her hot, rich, big-city businessman fiancé, I’m calling it now.

Loving that classic Morton vibe so far....except a too-large part of me wants to shove Eloise into a dark room for refusing to share that sketchbook (it’s the classics student coming out — imagine a find that huge forever lost because someone like Elodie decided they had a ~connection~ with it?! The audacity).

OH the bunnies turn into boys...how am I this slow. I swear graduation has turned my into a noodle.

If you’re going to a fancy American arts college and fall in with a cult-like group of pretentious rich kids, the rule is that you must be poor AND fall into a deep fever over winter break. That’s just the way it is.

What the fuck x10000