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I’m prepared to be mad the whole time I read this

I guess I’m on a kick of reading books about higher ed and how ridiculous it is

Also this book is unhinged (complimentary)

So far a slay

Earlier people were just getting yeeted off the mountain in their sleeping bags and now there’s time to describe kills in truly gnarly ways?

Side note: I have already been witness to two separate jaw-ripping incidents in media in 2026 and imo that is two too many.

I’m lowkey hate reading this now but the plot is just interesting enough to keep me going

I can confidently say right now this book does not need to be almost 1,000 pages.
Also if I knocked off a quarter star every time the author mentioned boobs in an unsexy way I think we would already be at 0 stars, so there’s that.

Was not expecting sleep training to catch strays in this book.

Okay literally only a few pages in and I’m cackling because this is SO ACCURATE for teachers