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HOID MENTIONED
god i love Sazed
and i do love Wax fully getting told “you wouldn’t have agreed with Kelsier or his crew if you existed when they did”
which is interesting and also true to a certain extent, the Kel Crew were an interesting lot but they’re were mine

“the Ascendant Warrior and her husband”
YUUHHHHH THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

Me: *walks into room*
Wax: Ah welcome back Wyl! How was Roshar? *turns to look at me* RUST AND RUIN WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
Me: I don’t wanna talk about it Wax *lays down on the floor next to him* what’ve yall been up to?
Wayne: Putting on silly outfits
Wax: Shootin stuff
Me: *crying* i’m safe

so much has happened but also nothing has happened, like the hit song “Never Meant To Be” by Theory of a Deadman has said “It’s like one step forward and two steps back no matter what I do you’re always mad.”

SCADRAIAL MENTIONED
also it took me embarrassingly long to realize Mraize’s “green chicken” is a fucking parrot
curse you FFXIV and your side quest that deals with a straight up green chicken

oh Navani how i adore you

oh Siri and Susebron, i fear you have my heart

oh no it’s tragic

i know the God King is probably evil but i also know he’s probably fuckin smokin hot so
whatcha gonna do

HOLY SHIIITTTT DALINAR MY GOAT
also crying
“I forgive you”
just rip my heart out next time

me when i forgive Dalinar immediately

Adolin, sweet boy

“Why was it so hard to remember? Did he have to keep slipping back down? Why couldn’t he stay up here in the sunlight, where everyone else lived”
hurts to live
whyre you me i’m supposed to be me

god i miss my wife (Wit)

i feel like i hate Kaladins dad

i miss Wit

Kaladin my poor sweet boy and yeeessssss tell me more about my husband *giggling and twirling a strand of hair* tell me in explicit detail how Wit was rude to you 💖💖💖💖💖💖

Kaladin is giving me second hand embarrassment a lot of the time rn sorry dawg love you but plz chill

how i feel with Kaladin rn is that audio from Bobs Burgers
Me: “Can you go upstairs and rest and I’ll watch Bridge 4?”
Kaladin: “Take off your clothes, I don’t wanna do this, get your hands off me sick idiot.”
Me: “Get. It. Together.”
Kaladin: “AAHHH IM LIKE A WILD ANIMAL”

Dalinar should’ve been a girl dad


im projecting because Dalinar fits into my line of older dark haired male father like comfort characters

KALADIN CANT GET TATTOOS?? my Kaladin with a tramp stamp dreams are gone

this kinda reads like a DND campaign

“You, however, you may call me Hoid.”
“Your name?”
“No. The name of someone I should have loved. Once again, this is a thing I stole. It is something we thieves do.”

Hoid I love you I love you Hoid

oh there he is 😊

“Wit wasn’t at his customary place insulting those who walked onto the king’s island; in fact, he wasn’t to be seen at all.”
WHERE IS MY HUSBAAANNNDDDD

Kaladin deserves to kill anyone who wronged him

me watching Kaladin go with Tien to war because Tien was scared of being alone: i’m killing myself

when will my husband (Wit) return from war (have more scenes in this book)