Jenna P. > Recent Status Updates

my pookies are fighting…

omg i guessed 14 seconds i was so close

take a shot every time someone mentions having ADHD

bruh at this point just break the fourth wall and put a fucking psa every other chapter “ableism is bad. homophobia is bad. fatphobia is bad.” you’re already like half a second away from straight citing statistics just COMMIT skskksksks

ok so part of the problem was me either misunderstanding or misremembering the scene that started it all LMAO

i need them to hurry up and fill in the blanks of the back story bc rn it just seems like yumi is doing too much and i know that can’t be all of it

i feel like it’s actually okay if a book doesn’t address every social stigma that exists in the modern world like we don’t need to showcase our own awareness of every topic in a single story

yumi better not actually be homophobic like this better be a misunderstanding

my petty ass would be getting off the ship at the first port and flying home.

how is you doing IVF a gift to your friends

i actually hate the “you can’t avoid (x) forever” yes the fuck they can! they broke up!

oh this sara bitch is fucking insane

what kind of fuckass friend puts you in this situation after a prolonged estrangement

why is this smut lowkey off-putting

having two narrators and not having them read their own lines in the other persons chapter is STUPID

this might be the first hazelwood work i don’t like

ryan rehearsing ordering coffee at the counter is so real ngl

ig im not a lovergirl bc the noncon blood drinking and memory wiping and mind reading probably wouldn’t have made me horny and i probably would have stabbed him

this sucks bc the story is right up my alley but i’m not enjoying this experience at all

the female va just read a single one of the male va’s lines? like did he miss one?

so are they vampires

this dude sounds old af

i hate audiobooks 😭

aresh is the “you know other men?” meme

my first prediction is already coming true

how is all of this going to be resolved in 20% remaining