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her older sister is gonna be dead when she gets there isn’t she

“it’s easier to say boyfriend than to explain they’re exes” BRO JUST SAY FRIEND

this baking class life lesson isn’t subtle omfg

280lbs? *big boy by sza plays in the distance*

this just seems like an awful lot of owen’s friends passive aggressively shitting on him for being a homebody under the guise of encouraging him to get “out of his comfort zone.” i think comfort zones work a little different when you’re disabled??? am i being gaslit??

it’s kinda giving solo poly black hijabi amputee again 😭

in the loosest way possible, this is thematically pride and prejudice

zachary is the only man in this book who’s worth a damn

if sophie’s been in this stupid tutoring program for several years like i think they said at the beginning, miss bailey’s bitch ass owes her that letter of recommendation whether she finishes this year or not 🤨

you know when a book starts off with an accompanying playlist it’s gonna be some fucking GARBO and that’s exactly what i need rn

i wonder if loulou will see an animal (snake?) like haymitch did, and step off the platform and explode 😔

using “newcomer” to describe effie’s first appearance is not lost on me

these panem weirdos are always drinking buttermilk

covey names are just reheated charles wallace nachos

he’s a supposed genius but he didn’t notice the covey all have [first name_color] names?

or was it that snow killed sejanus? i can’t remember my spoilers ig

doesn’t sejanus run away with lucy gray at the end or was that a fake spoiler

i thought i remembered sejanus being there too lol

well that explains the scene from the movie with the snakes

“you didn’t deserve to be told i was dying” boy shut the fuck up

“in da dark” how tf does she manage to sound like ai with a speech impediment

bro i guess

CARTOID PULSE god who tf are they hiring

was she trying to say bubonic pls bitch i can’t do this anymore

how are we almost 40% in and there’s no plot

KNEEL on his face???? bro kill me

“my accent was a mess” is that why the narrator is fucking talking like that

in-TRICK-a-sees

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MOTE-LEY