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Take a drink every time Butler says “phantasms”

I will tell you before I’ve even begun… this is going to be the stupidest, most inane thing I’ve ever read.

The goddamn blurb on the dust jacket is literally “The story of the man who turned into a female breast.” Like what else is there to say…

Joining the Dracula Daily hype train...

I have no interest in this story other than as a precursor to the upcoming Green Knight film by A24. I’ve been waiting two goddamn years for this movie, the least I can do is be prepared