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Kate: My name’s Kate Kane. I’m fucking poison.
Me: Chile, sit your dramatic ass down. It’s 2020 the fucking air we breath is killing us.

This is it. This will be review number 500. It's has to be. The story is far too relatable. My heart is racing right now because of what I just read. Oh Anna, I get it. I've been there as well.

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Bloody hell it feels like I've been missing from GR for an entire week. 😳

Omg please stop mentioning the number 17 already.

Aaargh no Kim!!!

"Even so, please call me when you get there and let me know you’re all right. ...You can let the phone ring twice and hang up.” Rachel's grandma must be related to my aunt. She makes me do the same thing. every. single. time.

Oh geez, 1 chapter in and I already know this book will wreck me. Why am I even reading this before going to sleep?

Just watched episode 1 of Never Have I Ever. Why the hell wasn't this show around when I was growing up?!

Ever wake up and know it's gonna be 'one of those days'? Car acted up this morning, couldn't connect my bluetooth and spotify wouldn't sign me in. To top it off my colleagues all seem to suffer from amnesia.

Whatever you do, don't read the blurb for this book. There are spoilers in there i'm only now picking up on.

What the hell goodreads? Why show some reviews on the app but not on the site?

I keep pausing between chapters. I'm not ready...

Finally another reading break. Alexis Hall is making me like certain characters too much and now i'm terrified for their safety.

Should have known Kate would be the one to get me reading again :) Oh how I missed you you snarky smartass!

General update re. Angela Peach. She is indeed working on a new book that will be released soon. (No date mentioned) As for 47, that will remain a standalone title. Parts 2 and 3 will not see the light of day sadly.

Part 1 of 5 done. I'm not sure what the hype is all about. Hopefully the book is just off to a slow start because so far, i'm not impressed.

Two more chapters to go and I still have no clue what's going on.

Aaargh! Oh come on Peach. Really? I swear this woman's writing is something else.

"Sometimes she’d push me really hard into the wall, or pull my hair when she was shouting in my face. ... If I’m honest, I think we were just used to each other at that point, comfortable in our self-made misery."

Something's not adding up. Oh Peach, you're up to no good again aren't you?

Somewhere deep inside I knew this was going to end badly, but for once I ignored my feelings.

Some things have definitely been getting lost in translation here. Oh well can't stop reading now. Onward I go!

Here lies Kate Kane. Eaten by a lingerie model and not in a good way. Beloved daughter. Sorely missed.

Seriously what am I doing? Why can't I stop reading this?!

"Here lies Kate Kane. Killed in a foreplay accident. Beloved daughter. Sorely missed."

"God give me the serenity to accept angry young men being dickheads. Especially when they’re ginger."

1 week to go. How the hell am I supposed to write a review about what I just read?

Just finished week 15. There are too many characters I care about for all of them to survive. LaShea is about to wreck me isn't she?

Just got to week 14 and now I have to get back to work. How does my boss not realize where my priorities lie? Books over work. Always!