Macayla Matthews > Recent Status Updates

FINALLY THINGS ARE GETTING GOOD.

“New achievement! PETA Enthusiast! You somehow managed to remove the hostility of an aggravated, non-sapient enemy. That enemy then fought against other enemies to your benefit. The ghost of Steve Irwin smiles down upon you. Reward: I SAID THE GHOST OF STEVE IRWIN SMILES DOWN UPON YOU.”

This book is crazy

Im evil laughing rn bc i have been wanting to read this for so long and it popped into my libby at the perfect time. I can’t wait

NOO LARRY JUST DO IT SAVE HER

Why on earth did we stick with the name trashcan man 😭😭😭