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Clive wtf 🥲

Time for a reread of my favorite criminals before the novella comes out next month 👀

I'm 1/4 of the way through the digital ARC and it's so good I think I'm gonna stop right here so I can fully savor its beauty with the gorgeous physical copy in my hands in October 🥲💕 it's so crazy to have this trilogy be wrapping up soon 😭😭 I'm not ready to say goodbye to these characters yet y'all I'm gonna cry ;_;

Mamma Mia here we go again 🦊

Every time life gets tough and I'm crashing out I come crawling back to the Foxes to heal me through the power of love and friendship and making me realize at least I'm not a professional athlete on the run from the mafia AND my serial killer father 🙏🦊

life is spiralling but maybe rereading warrior cats for the first time in over 15 years and pretending it's the early 2000s again will fix me

I miss show Nicole, who is this 😭😭😭 this book is like nightmare version of all the characters get me out of here 🥲

"Maybe later," he said doubtfully.
I stared at him. Wasn't he the one who was supposed to be convincing me? "Are you serious?" What I really wanted to say was, Are you gay?
Bro what year was this written, 2000? Fr asking people if they're gay just cause they say no to you? 💀 I low-key can't stand book Belly bro 😭

So far I honestly think I like the show more? Maybe it's cause it's able to show multiple POVs? ;-; Like maybe my watching comprehension is just bad but I feel like book Belly is so much more like... Mean girl energy ;_; like I loved how much she valued friendships other girls in the show so far (I'm only 1 season in tho), but in the book so far she's just kind of petty and pick me? Is this worth finishing y'all? :(

"If you must know, it's—"
"Amethyst. I know."
Sylvia blinked at her. "Oh."

Oh. 🥺🥺🥺😭

Somehow, she found herself asking, "May I do yours?"
🥲 If you catch me with tears in my eyes no you didn't 🥲

I'm only 60 pages in how are they already the sweetest couple I've ever read 😭😭
Like Lorelei's over here being like "I can't stand her ass >:(" and Sylvia's out here grounding her from a panic attack and giving her her frilly handkerchief that matches her nightgown AND THE FACT THAT IT SMELLS LIKE SYLVIA IS WHAT GROUNDS LORELEI 😭😭😭😭 I'm sobbing 🥲

"Your parents are dead, you are not fine, and
nothing is going to be okay," Andrew said. "This is not news to you. But from now until May you are still Neil Josten and I am still the man who said he would keep you alive.

Gonna get this tattooed on my spine wtf 😭😭😭

He'd saved their phones for last ... He'd never gotten a new one for himself. He'd never seen a
point; Neil had no one in the world he could call.

Neil makes me wanna cry and throw up on a daily basis wtf 😭😭

The Fox bus was pelted with more than one crumpled beer can as it crawled through campus. Nicky pulled the window down to yell insults, but Wymack threatened him into silence. Nicky settled
for flipping Belmonte students off.

We stan Nicky in this house 😩🙏

"We were just talking about you," Riko
said.
"With your fists, it seems," Andrew said.
"Don't touch my things, Riko. I don't share."

DON'T TOUCH MY THINNGGGSSS 👏👏👏👏👏👏

I love Matt hiding behind Andrew when he's getting chased down like Andrew isn't 5 foot even 😭😭😂

"What?" Nicky asked. "He said he doesn't
swing, so obviously he needs a push."
"I don't need a push," Neil said. "I'm fine
on my own."

Neil is the most iconic ace character I've read, I love that man 🥲

The broken femur 🥺😭😭😭

this man really said Actually she smells like orange blossoms 😒🙄 not that I care or anything 💅

My favorite relationship so far is Arthur and his not-actually-stray cat why are they so cute 🥺🥲

Santángel drew a velvet pouch from his pocket and upended it over the writing desk that sat beneath the window. It landed with a clatter.
"A bean?" she asked. "Do you wish for me to add it to the soup?"

I love Luzia omfg 💀💀

Still, the sky over Insmire is the blue of Wren's hair, and as he makes his way to her cottage, he cannot help feeling hopeful.
That's so sweet wtf 😭😭😭 so glad our queen has someone who's as whipped as they should be 😩👏

Edward's 100% purebred Red Flag, I can't believe Bella doesn't leave the state the first chance she gets 🥲 she's only known this guy for like a month or something and all their interactions he makes me hate him more and more 💀💀

"Wait, Bella," he said.
I cringed. Had Billy gotten something in before I'd joined them in the living room?
But Charlie was relaxed, still grinning from the unexpected visit.
"I didn't get a chance to talk to you tonight. How was your day?"

I love Charlie, he's so sweet 🥲

"How old are you, Bella?" His voice sounded frustrated for some reason I couldn't imagine.
...
"I'm seventeen," I responded, a little confused.
"You don't seem seventeen."

Nooooo stay away from her you old hag wtf 🤢🙅‍♂️😭

I flinched back from the resentment in his voice. "You promised."
"Bella, you hit your head, you don't know what you're talking about." His tone was cutting.

Okay gaslight King 😩😩

It was worse because Mr. Varner called on me in Trig when my hand wasn't raised and I had the wrong answer. It was miserable because I had to play volleyball, and the one time I didn't cringe out of the way of the ball, I hit my teammate in the head with it. And it was worse because Edward Cullen wasn't in school at all.
I feel like I'm reading a 12 year old's diary 🥲

He was more boyish than the others, who looked like they could be in college, or even teachers here rather than students.

Bro why are they going to high school?? 😭😭 This whole time I thought they were just condemned to being high schoolers forever because they looked liked children, but they're out here looking like whole ass adults and still choosing to live as high schoolers? 💀

Reading Twilight for the very first time at the old and decrepit age of 24, wish me luck 💀👍